[REPORTED] Marvin Plattenhardt

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Bring Back Standing, Jul 10, 2018.

  1. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Does he Plattenhardt enough though?
     
  2. magic

    magic Statto & Vordamen's lovechild

    He's been linked with a few clubs already in this window - might just be agents driving up interest.

    He's a left back so can't see us moving for him.

    We'll have Masina and apparently Pervis Estupinan is joining up for preseason
     
  3. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    His was first linked with us around the time Masina was being mentioned.
    At the time it was Everton who were after Plattenhard too & the rumour was we'd get Masina while the German headed north.

    Maybe, as Masina isn't a full international, we've gone for the least expensive of the two?
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I've g0t nothing. Sorry.
     
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  5. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Why would we want a German international? They came bottom, they're rubbish.
     
  6. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

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  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Plattenhardt ? A washed up england attacking midfielder who scored a wonder goal against Belgium and an ex england goalkeeper who's now on the "slippery-Loach glass mountain wearing moccasins" ? Typical Pozzo money-saving options.
     
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  8. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    If he keeps partying like it's his job, he's not what we need.
     
  9. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    Another full back called Marvin ?

    No thanks.
     
  10. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    In no way shape or form could Zeegelaar ever be called a full-back.
     
  11. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    Or a footballer ?
     
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  12. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Oh Plattenhardt, Marvin Plattenhardt,
    I just don't think you understand,
    Because having Plattenhardt, Marvin Plattenhardt,
    Makes me realise I now prefer a man.
     
  13. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

  14. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    This one is close to the end apparently. Advanced, truly advanced talks. Like end of sentence advanced.
     
  15. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

  16. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Oops 2 previous threads from last year.

    Please merge.
     
  17. carboy98

    carboy98 First Year Pro

    We're in what the Germans call 'Der Criticalstagen' with this one apparently.
     
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  18. TomWatfordFC

    TomWatfordFC Academy Graduate

  19. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    The talks are so advanced that even Elon Musk is finding the conversation confusing.
     
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  20. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Free-kick specialist.

    The final piece of the jigsaw.

    Sarr gets chopped down. German bloke swings in a vicious delivery. Welbz leaps like a one-legged salmon and plants a header into the top corner.

    Rinse and repeat.

    We win the FA Cup.
     
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  21. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

    Ha, three threads in a minute, we really are effing desperate!
     
  22. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    State of this forum.
     
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  23. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    A LB who is a free-kick specialist. One can only imagine Holebas reaction to this.
     
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  24. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Player in a taxi heading for what the Germans call das signingplats.
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    As I said a month ago, Platt is too old and Hart isn't the keeper he once was. It's still a no from me.
     
  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Worth buying him just for that alone....
     
  27. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Looks like Cassetti if you squint.
     
  28. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    No wonder people don't post four threads about players anymore.
     
  29. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Deal agreed.
     
  30. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

    Typical, we'll never fit that into a song.
     
  31. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I thought he needed persuading to come to Watford. Like another German left back (who pretended to be Greek).

    Then Holebas or Masina can get their dream move to Everton.
     
  32. Manatleisure

    Manatleisure Reservist

    He's left back who gets good crosses in like a young Leighton Baines. I'm in.
     
  33. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    You said it over a year ago! Still funny though.
     
  34. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Could play the Princess Marv role.
     

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