Manchester Utd 1-0 Watford - 13/05/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by SkylaRose, May 9, 2018.

  1. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    No risk of attack by wild animals, altitude sickness or deadly earthquakes for pampered wealthy footballers.
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Great. It's not as though we have a history of ending clubs poor runs !
     
  3. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Correct
     
  4. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    I wonder how long it's been since three blanks?
     
  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Muff & WFC are level on points, with the former 2 goals better on GD.

    The Sage of Preston (aka Lawro, aka some of the worst names used in the football fan's lexicon) summarises their seasons thus:

    Burnley v Bournemouth


    Both of these teams have had good seasons.

    Man Utd v Watford

    it has been a difficult campaign for Watford


    Lackwit!
     
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  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    That's because he sees us as an under-performing top 6 team.
     
  7. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    It's those two extra goals that makes all the difference. Had we scored a couple more, or conceded a couple less then we would have had a good season too.
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fair point.
     
  9. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I'm going to put a pound on man utd to win 4-3
     
  10. Silver10

    Silver10 First Year Pro

    Scene's if we actually score an away goal! We won't get a better chance to beat them at their place since the night Iggy forgot how to score or pass. least we can go safe in the knowledge we are safe. Gomes to get his 100th appearance for us would be a nice touch. Pretty sure most of the teams are now thinking about their holidays with pretty everything sorted. A win and results go our way and we could finish top 10. That would be nice, but unlikely knowing us.
     
  11. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Well, for a start, both Scarborough and Weston have a pier
     
  12. Are you saying that footballers easily cave in to pier pressure?
     
  13. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    According to his predictions, we're 2nd bottom, relegated. So we should be having a great season according to him.

    His table has City on 99, United on 97, Spurs 97... Southampton 10th, Brom 12th. Liverpool unbeaten of course.

    I've little doubt that a potato could do a better job than him.
     
  14. Hussar

    Hussar Academy Graduate

    And he gives Everton 35 points.

    25 points being the safe position in the Lawro league
     
  15. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

  16. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

  17. Malteser

    Malteser Squad Player

    October 2015.
     
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  18. Avispón

    Avispón Academy Graduate

    I wonder if like united we might put players in that are leaving in the summer. Britos, Carillo, Deulofeu and that bloke from Sunderland
     
  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Given the difference in prize money that is quite important to a club like Watford, I think it would be a nail in Gracia's coffin if he did that.
     
  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Also both have a plethora of fat lasses who'll let you buy them chips and then shag then in an alley whilst they scoff them.
     
  21. Is that physically possible? Or does it require multiple participants?
     
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  22. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    How do you know when a Geordie gal has an orgasm?

    She drops her kebab.
     
  23. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    You read Viz?, or this is personal experience?
    But in that esteemed publication the lasses are more correctly known as s.lags.
    Ah the joys of the north east, where the chips are also cheap.
     
    Last edited: May 12, 2018
  24. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    More ‘correctly’ known?

    That’s a bit of sweeping generalisation don’t you think?
     
  25. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Just quoting Viz, the font of knowledge on these matters.
     
  26. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    That's a real shame, he's been pretty much our best player these last couple of months.
     
  27. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Also begs the question, who is Gracia going to play? Ndong? An academy player? Or no defensive midfielder at all?
     
  28. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    Well that’s a comment nobody could have predicted in January :)
     
  29. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    I have been to both these places on more than one occasion and I am not aware of this.
    Maybe I turn in too early perhaps.
     
  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Or you're too mean to pay for their chips
     
  31. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Climb Kilimanjaro in your flips-flops? Don't be silly.
    (It would be easier to climb a glass mountain in your mocassin slippers, whatever they are).
     
  32. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    There's always the possibility that Man U's reserves might turn out to be quite good players - and better motivated than the regulars.
    I still think we may well win this.
     
  33. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    I completely forgot about this game.

    Come on you...and so on and so forth
     
  34. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    I’m very much looking forward to our first ever league victory at Old Trafford.

    Odds of 15-2 to win. Easy money.
     
  35. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Love how everyone feels we are going to win.
    Lols
     
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