Lurking Bas

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by TheDon, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Somehow, I don't think someone with Bazzini's background would go down too well in Bury Park!
     
  2. Witneyellow

    Witneyellow Reservist

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    I claim my 'Orns!
     
  3. hatterhater

    hatterhater Academy Graduate

    latest on leering baz
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    They are securely locked in the safe.
     
  5. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Booo!

    Luton Outlaws have banned me for the 4th time this year. Was it something I said?
     
  6. Lego

    Lego Academy Graduate

    You should get out more.
     
  7. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Yeah I know
     
  8. Lego

    Lego Academy Graduate

    Although, the world that lies behind the closed curtains is overrated.
     
  9. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Probably :biggrin:
     
  10. simms

    simms vBookie

  11. heidar eats puffins

    heidar eats puffins Academy Graduate

  12. wfcthroughandthrough

    wfcthroughandthrough Squad Player

    10/10 :sign15: :sign15: :sign15: :sign15:
     
  13. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    :sign15::sign15::sign15::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
     
  14. Udinese

    Udinese First Year Pro

    no we are not involved.
     
  15. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    Brilliant, already my vote for post of 2012
     
  16. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    You see how little changes make a difference.

    If that was on the front of the shirt

    or, even better, if someone converts the image to a decent quality tshirt id buy and wear it.
     
  17. J.B

    J.B First Team

    Can someone photoshop Colonel Bas' face onto this?

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    Or this?

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  18. LLST

    LLST Squad Player

    Genius. :sign15:
     
  19. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

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    So Bas, Deal or No Deal?
     
  20. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    Looks like our new shirt sponsors are getting angry at Bassini for holding up the takeover..

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  21. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    Caption anyone?

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  22. LLST

    LLST Squad Player

    Anyone want to photshop Baz's face onto this one for me?

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  23. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Which way to the circus?
     
  24. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    "if it's good enough for oshodi, it's good enough for me !!"
     
  25. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Thinking about it Bas would make an excellent angry bird, you fling him, and when you tap the screen again he randomly does one of 3 things: 1) sues the pigs 2) ****s on everything 3) has a tantrum

    Go on imagine his confused little face as a angry bird
     
  26. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    How am I doing Eddie?
     
  27. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    How much do I want?
    One hundred of your English pounds bwahaha - what? NO! I said twelve million, I SAID TWELVE MILLION!! Oh crap.

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  28. LLST

    LLST Squad Player

    "Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanise, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

    My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it."
     
    Last edited: Jun 23, 2012
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    "Look at me! Listen to me! I am an bullionayre bizznissman!"
     
  30. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    A few of the lads are in Occupation Road waiting for Bas and they want some answers.

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  31. Smithy

    Smithy Moderator Staff Member

    Jonathan awkwardly in the background and you have a masterpiece.
     
  32. hatterhater

    hatterhater Academy Graduate

    trick cyclist
     
  33. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    I'm tempted but no, I can't bring myself to do it.
     
  34. JH93

    JH93 Squad Player

    "I'm also a clown."
     
  35. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    :sign15:
     

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