Lockdown Haircuts

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Mar 29, 2020.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    With all barbers and hairdressers closed for the duration, who will be cutting YOUR hair over the next few months, or will you just let it grow.

    For all male Kremlins, it will be one after another to sit on the kitchen chair and face Cifriana and her Argos clipper set.
     
  2. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I’m going to go full mountain man and then, if our wedding does go ahead in August, I’ll have it all cut and shaved off the day before. That’s if my scary Turkish barbers is open for business again by then.
     
  3. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I assume you’re going to set an example by going last Clive?
     
  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Anticipated this a fortnight ago so got a cut then and bought a set of clippers from Amazon.
     
  6. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Holy crap that first child has a scary smile. Is she related to anyone at Looton FC by chance? Inbreading is all the rage there at the moment.
     
  7. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    All four of us got in under the wire on 21st March, thankfully. Apparently, the trend among bored teenage boys at the moment is to get buzz cuts. Finally, a time when having teenage girls seems easier.
     
  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Probably got coronavirus with your haircut. :(
     
  9. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Isn't time for you all to grow great big FO 'fros?
     
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  10. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Although, self correction, you mentioned it had a different source. :)
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes came from wife's fellow directors. Though I went down with it 3 days after my haircut so hopefully I didn't pass it on. I was pretty good about not using door handles.
     
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  12. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

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  13. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    It's time to dig out the old pudding basin me thinks :D
     
  14. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

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