Gerard Deulofeu

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by hornmeister, Jan 31, 2018.

  1. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Gerri spotted at Luton airport.

    Don't think much of his missus though.

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  2. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    WTF Dressed to me in what looks like your typical outfit from Sports Direct in that crappy Watford retail park.

    Ahem I've never been there & nor have you cough.
     
  3. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    He dresses like a child, or maybe I am just old.
     
  4. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    That's fashion. Looks like the whole things worth either £80 or £1800
     
  5. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    I think he's just some guy on a stag do. I'm not sure he wears that stuff all the time.
     
  6. reids

    reids First Team

  7. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Would love it if he quit and moved to Inter. Would we worth the inevitable relegation just to spite the whopper who wrote that article.
     
  8. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Contracted til June 23?

    Not moving unless he throws a massive strop and I don't think he's the type of man to do that, or there's a big old bid coming in given he's worth more to us than £30-£40M Sarr.
     
  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He would have to be an absolute mental case to not want to move to Milan from Watford.
     
  10. Davidmsawyer

    Davidmsawyer Statto Statto Statto

    He annoyed me last night. Playing Fifa 18 and by 2021 he is some kind of god. He was at Milan and basically ripped me to shreds with ease every time he had the ball. Think Messi x2. It wasn’t even that hard a difficulty level because I like to make sure we always win the Prem!
     
  11. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Going or coming back?

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  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    With those trousers, he should never show his face again.
     
  13. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    He dresses like a small child.
     
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  14. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    He is not the first chap that I have ever heard of that likes to wear his wife's clothes.
     
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  15. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Another non story as the journalist admits..

    ‘Per Romano, Watford consider €40m as their starting point for the negotiations.
    Furthermore, given their position in the standings, a move in January is tough to imagine as Deulofeu is an important player for the English side, who will want to avoid relegation.
    Milan appreciate the player, but a purchase can't be made under the current conditions.’

    And what he likes to wear in the privacy of his own private jet is entirely up to him.
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Clearest sign yet that he's attempting to force an exit.
     
  17. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Middle of Lidl special purchase pyjama bottoms £7.95
    Bargain.
    Cocking a snook at we mere mortals “I can afford a private jet but I choose to wear whatever I like”
    Almost bought a pair myself, but I don’t have a private jet to look cool in.
     
  18. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    When I was at the a largest [glucose[/s] biosensor manufacturer we once went to the biannual electrochemistry conference in Montreal by chartered jet as it was much cheaper than buying the 300+ scientists/engineers tickets from a scheduled airline...
     
  19. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Blimey - didn’t you have a Risk Manager?
    The Company Director i/c Risk Management should be fired.

    What if the chartered jet had gone down over the Arctic?

    300 of the best biosensor manufacturing scientists and engineers gone and for what? saving a few bob!
    How the hell would I have got my glucose fix after that disaster?

    Did you wear colourful in-flight pyjama bottoms?
     
  20. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    This was discussed before we left when my colleagues decided I would be the first one they would eat.

    Seriously, risk assessments were done by those ITK and it was still green-lighted. Much the same as sort of thing that building the National Archives on one of Heathrow's busiest flightpaths isn't an issue.

    [TECHNICAL_MEDICAL_ADVICE]How about you eat less crap, eat more fresh fruit and vegetables and exercise more you fat farker*.[/TECHNICAL_MEDICAL_ADVICE]

    *If it's type II.
     
  21. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Ha, so if they eat you first,
    either
    u were the lowest in the pecking order :p
    or
    they thought ur body had the highest energy levels - so fat farker yourself :)

    And what’s this fake news about diabetes?... I need the glucose tablets for my marathon training..
     
  22. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    All of the monitors are much of a sameness - it just how you want to store/monitor the records: on the device (pricey), sent to your phone (less pricey) or pen and paper/excel (cheapest). I would have to recommend "ours" but J&J have a policy of only selling direct and because they're a US (litigation) company they require a lot of information before they will 'sell' you one - I think they even ask for a medic's letter. The medtronic(?) ones sold OTC in Boots will do exactly the same job and are far cheaper but the strips can work out to be pricey (they're sold in small pack sizes) - check out whether the finger sticks are included in the package - it's a faff/skill to repeatedly use sterile syringe needles (and dispose of them safely).

    Also: always use under the guidance of a complete stranger who posts anonymously on an internet forum devoted to a shyte football team not a medical 'professional'.
     
  23. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    eh?
    Thanks for the info ?!

    No more shooting up for me I’ll just keep taking the tablets thanks and my body can monitor the waves I ride.
    And as for the vegetables I get high on broccoli sometimes but fruit has too much fructose ...
    But I hear the J & J white (baby) powder is good stuff ..
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Just be careful what it's cut with. Junior disprin has been reported.
     
  25. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Every time this thread gets new posts I'm terrified it's going to be a report of him saying he wants to leave.

    It is beyond belief that he'd be happy at our club.
     
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  26. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    He's like a caged bird and one day we will have to set him free.
     
  27. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    With gloves on his wings?
     
  28. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    We had a player called Junior once is it the same person!
     
  29. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Indeed. Some birds are not meant to be caged, that's all. Their feathers are too bright, their songs too sweet and wild. So you let them go, or when you open the cage to feed them they somehow fly out past you. And the part of you that knows it was wrong to imprison them in the first place rejoices, but still, the place where you live is that much more drab and empty for their departure.
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Explains why he never played for us.
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

     
  32. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    Earlier this season I'd have been chuffed to see him go in January, but since Pearson has been in charge he's definitely improving.

    Lazy, wasteful, supremely talented & frustrating.
     
  33. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Not sure if serious.

    He's the best player ever to play for our club.
     
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  34. hornetfan

    hornetfan Academy Graduate

    Better than John Barnes?
     
  35. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I was debating this at the cup game. The conclusion was 3 yes to 2 no.

    So yes.
     

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