Life Isn`t So Bad

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by hornmeister, Dec 9, 2006.

  1. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Cheer up!

    The Scummers Lost Again!
     
  2. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Good old Sunderland!
     
  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    David Connolly started on the long, long, long path to redemption. He's only 99 goals against the scummers short of redemption in my books!
     
  4. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Great minds!
     
  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I'm starting to think you're stalking me:D
     
  6. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    lol, what makes you think that;D
     
  7. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    hornmeister and hornmaster- syamese twins???
     
  8. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    If he gets an angry hornet as an avatar it will confirm my fears, and the guys at the witness relocation section said I'd be safe.
     
  9. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    no, english twins;D
     
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Yep, were're still not separated. You should see our double width keyboard:D
     
  11. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Your right Hornetmeister,

    I guess you are my `continental counterpart` in another quantum dimension.

    Just wondering what an Assistant FC is, and what do you need to do to get promoted to a full FC (providing its clean).
     
  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    In answer to your questions

    Assistant Financial Controller

    Bump off the Financial Controller
     
  13. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Ah one of those `dead man shoes occupations` eh? :mad:

    With all that financial acumen perhaps you can help Graham Simpson (note to admin - in the unlikely event that the Chairman needs help from anybody - phew) raise some cash to buy the odd striker or two. ;D
     
  14. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    In all seriousness I'm not qualified, Was just in the right place at the right time, with the right contacts. I know how to use Excel - that's about it.
     
  15. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Wow Excel - that`s advanced stuff, particularly if you can get those fiddly Macros to behave.

    If you can manipulate those `secured coloured cells` and pie graphs I am seriously impressed.:)

    PS. Nothing Siamese about me - I am Hampshire based.
     
  16. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Just starting to play with macros, it's actually easier than it looks once you record one and then look at how it's built.

    Pie charts and statistics are a speciality. Did you know that 73.6% or statistics are made up?

    Mind you we're going a bit off topic here.
     
  17. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Love it - the old `lies, dam lies and Mike Newell` quote eh?:)
     
  18. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    ...yes so luton lost- yipee! :p
     
  19. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Do you reckon they will be relegated?;D
     
  20. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    they're currenty 19th, and only 5 points clear of relegation spot , which is maintained by leeds lol. Who would you rather have relegated- leeds or luton ;D
     
  21. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Both...
     
  22. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Gosh what a choice - it is very close.

    In an ideal world - both!

    But if I was forced to choose I would strangely go for Leeds, as I think they are like Loo Town fans but cockier - and there are more of them- so that`s a good reason alone.

    I am `not too keen` on their Chairman and would love to see the reaction of some Leeds fans that were `over confident` when we played them last.
     
  23. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    leeds for me too as i know a few of their supporters;)
     

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