This *might* be useful for any students having to make a late clearing decision. Edit meister: this link is NSFW
Really thought this thread was going to be a throw back to my favorite times at uni, walking home absolutely smashed on a Friday night, and stopping by Tesco to see what late-night bargains I could snag from the reduced-to-clear section. What an adventure it could be. Majestic prices on a whole fish for housemate slapping, pork pies or scotch eggs and other such fancies beyond my usual budget. Perhaps one of my finest achievements in life came when successfully transferring the reduced price sticker from a single slice of vanilla cheesecake, to a fresh cheesecake variety platter and walking out with a delectable plate of glory for 49p. Simpler times, but beautiful nonetheless.
Reminds me of a joke by the great John Cooper Clarke: Doctor: I'm sorry sir, you've got to stop masturbating. Patient: Why? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you.
Once after a night out in kudos I met and went back to a girls house. She was in fancy dress and wearing fairy wings. We were in the bedroom and after I had lowered my slacks, she asked if she could tie up my shaft and town halls with a shoelace. I allowed her to do so and we proceeded in an otherwise normal manner. I left in the morning feeling bemused. This incident occurred in Hemel Hempstead.
