Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by luckypunch, Jan 19, 2019.
Looks fatter than Deeney
Although better at speaking English.
And better on Question of Sport.
I've been watching a fly on the corpse wall documentary about these South Koreans and believe they have a lot to bring to our team in terms of attack, defense and catering options.
Nothing beats a bowl of noodles whilst watching Troy ramen in a few goals...
Luckily for us, he's so slow he still hasn't left our car park.
Beijing are our rivals.
Wonder what he'll be like on a rainy Tuesday night in Shanghai.
I doubt he'd even notice the rain...
CB search latest Understand talks continue with WBA & Craig Dawson & appears at pivotal period.
Interesting to see that Kim Min-Jae (S Korea int, 22yrs, 6’3, Beijing Gouan) is back in mix - was on radar in Jan.
Assume would be one or the other
Expected but still disappointing. Not that I want both, or either. I'd like multiple others, let's say De Ligt and Varane. Shame Dortmund just announced Hummels.
So he might be Kim Min ?
If I had to guess, I suspect we will be aiming to buy one 'starting XI' centre-back and then we will buy one with potential should we be able to shift Prodl on. Personally think we need two new starters though.
Is Kim Min-jae a popinjay?
Perhaps we will sign two, with KMJ being the one with potential (and, say, Dawson being the starter).
I doubt KMJ would be very expensive, nor on too high a wage initially. It wouldn't be surprising if somehow we maintained/obtained an option to sign him this summer in and amongst his move to Beijing - supposedly we wanted to loan him at first anyway should we have made an agreement in January, and it seems the details of the transfer to Beijing were kept very hush hush.
Mings and Min-jae would be mint, and a nightmare for commentators.
I've also seen us linked with a defender called Maripan, if ever there were a reason to keep Mariappa in the team...
Adam Leventhal still hopeful of getting minge
Well we all live in hope
Minge Eye sounds like a particular nasty ocular infection.
Is a yes from me
If Sheringham and Shearer were the SAS, Mings and Min Jae would be the M & Ms.
Deeney would be frothing at the mouth.
Am hoping we can sign a player from Shanxii, China so the 1881 can sing "Elton Johns Terracotta Army ".
Ive heard the 1881 have a deep interest in ancient to late medieval Asian history.
If we do, it would have to be this guy:
Then we could have a back three of:
Ming, Mings, Min-jae
It'll be like the footballing equivalent of Pokemon evolution.
This guy is also now a free agent:
Quick, Gino, quick!
Edson is the ugly face of football .
They bake a mean Victoria Sponge too!
Embarrassing one to have to explain to the GP.
Especially when he asks you to drop your trousers and unexplainably cups your balls.
Sadly, the Ming dynasty was 1500 years after the creation of the Terracotta Army.
Standard procedure amongst ophthalmologists.
I believe they made a similar construction entirely made of vases rather than soldiers .
Knew I studied the wrong subject at Uni.
Story of my life.
I believe SEJ has collected porcelain so the resultant chant relating to Elton John’s Ming Vase Army could well be factually correct.
I read Medieval History.
Almost complete absence of curricular ball cupping.
Big relief all round.
When you spend as much on flowers as our SEJ, it’s a crime to display them in anything less .
I read economic history and was told that the untold missing demand from the Chartists was universal ball cupping suffrage for all men over the age of 25 who were landowners.
Does ball cupping suffrage imply you get 2 votes?