[SIGNED perm] Kiko Femenia

I've already been up to London Colney this morning and booed him. He looked a bit perplexed.

 

With him on the right and Holebas on the left we will have the most smacked arse-faced wide defenders in the league!

 

My only worry is that last season was his first at right back, he's played as a winger before that. I know Silva likes attacking full backs but as we've seen with Holebas, in a back four they need to be able to defend as well.

 

We could accidentally have ended up signing a winger. Time to worry imo.

 

Obviously still worried about how his wife and kids are being treated. He'll cheer up once he knows they have been released unharmed.

 

So are we booing him or cheering him ? Someone let me know in the next fortnight as I'm going to Wimbledon pre season friendly

 

Hopefully he won't break quite as easily.

 

Lots of positive comments coming from Alaves fans. Supposedly we beat Valencia and Galatasaray for his signature. La Liga fans in general seem to speak very highly of him. So I will trust their judgment as they saw him Week in Week out and say, by the sounds of it, we have signed a very good player.

 

"Ok now'a stop taking of the piss.. this no team shirt.. dis shirt is for the traning or for the ladies no?"

 

I think we cheer Andy Murray these days.

 

Is he pulling that expression because he has just seen Deeney attack the buffet?

 

Honestly don't know anything about him, so am choosing to listen to all the glowing reports and ignoring the negative ones. Sounds like a typical Pozzo signing (in a good way) - relatively unknown, free and coming from a solid if unspectacular team. Knew next to nothing about Pr*dl and he turned out pretty good so hoping this is similar (admittedly didn't know anything about Mario Suárez which didn't work out quite so well...).

 

Speak for yourself.

 

Holebas wasn't a winger he was a whinger

 

Does that mean Brice, can't remember the rest of his name, is on his way out?

 

Any combination of Ds and Js of your choosing and you're most of the way there.

 

Can we adapt the Quique Flores song for him. I don't miss Quiques football, but loved the song

 

The expression on his face might suggest he thinks Mazzari is still our manager! Any player would be worried. By all accounts he is talented and I reckon Silva is the one to get the best out of him. Release the wife and kids now! COYHS.

 

In view of his expression perhaps the song should be 'Free Kiko Femenia'?

 

Is that to the tune of Free Nelson Mandela?

 

Bin on there forams an vey sey his injri prown

Wil fit in hear ven

 

A hybrid containing the best of Joel Grant and Fraizer Campbell, I'm in!

 

For someone who played at RB for the first time consistently, his stats are pretty impressive. Out of the 47 times he's played at RB, 36 of those were last season. The other 11 are spread out over 4 seasons. Without getting too excited, I'm beginning to think that we have signed a player for free, who could be a real gem. Certainly looks like he will give Janmaat a run for his money.

 

I like the upside, but his delicate nature seems like a recipe for disaster.

 

A hybrid containing the worst of Billy Joel and Naomi Campbell. I'm out !

 

I'm more concerned about his hair. His floppy, bleached, boyband-esque locks will be blown all over the place by the strong English winds. Does he know what he's let himself in for? I hope so.

 

I like your assessment backed up by hard facts. This guy had a hard time earlier in his career but he now seems to be on the up. Top clubs recognized his talent early on and I reckon Marco will tease the best out of him. Jaanmat seems to have picked up an unfortunate habit of over-extending in the tackle then getting injured. I would not be too surprised to see Feminia getting an extended run at RB and have a hunch he'll do OK. Also seems pretty grounded from what he says in the club video. What ever way you cut it must be an upgrade on our RB cover last season which was non-existent. coyhs!

 

Like The Maat he is a bit injury-prone but we should be able to cobble together one good RB out of two good but fragile players. A bit like getting a good pianist out of 2 one-armed men.

 

The new Darren Bazeley! Not the new "Bellerin"hopefully

 

Dodgy haircut and sleeve tattoos, looks the business.

 

Looks like just about every modern day footballer you mean

 

If someone asked "Is Djdjdjdjjd still injured?" I would 100% know who they meant.

 

If the brice is right.

(apologies if this has been done before)

 

You can't do this one too often in my view