José Lloyd Cholevas on Football Focus

Today 25th Aug BBC1 Football Focus 12 noon..

A feature on our new star player who replaced the old José Holebas we had last season.

Talking about his life and how he gave up football at 18 when he became a dad and subsequent career and his surprise at joining Watford.
Look out for the smile as he calls out the negative posters on this forum as his inspiration this season

 

He's denied that he's appearing on today's FF, despite BBC claims to the contrary.

He says he wants to see the programme first before making his mind up and then, after speaking to his representatives, he will then and only then decide if he's going to appear on FF

 

Hopefully he'll be wearing something from his stunning new clothing range. With a bit of luck it'll be this eye-catching little number

 

Big mistake only launching his yellow and black stripes montage in the spring collection?

They’d look stunning and attract all the fluff on a night out clubbing ..

 

Shame that The Clothes Show isn’t still on BBC

 

Great interview. I’ve been watching Watford forever and he’s easily my favourite player of all time.

 

Was he dotty bonks?

 

Little known fact - Holebas's clothing range was actually inspired by former Watford goalkeeper, Dave Underwood:

 

That interview revealed that Holebas' life has been lived in the moment

 

Arent all our lives lived in the moment?

 

If he's so popular...why doesn't he have a song?

That's got you thinking...

 

Jose Holebas goes round and round, round and round, round and round.
Jose Holebas goes round and round, all day long.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0bhfhmz/football-focus-25082018

Interview with Jose is at around 37 mins.

 

How befitting of a truly great fullback that he was named Jose Lloyd in honour of our greatest ever fullback.

 

How do you know he is not HB1? Anyway the comments on his clothing range probably hurt the most.

 

20 years from now fans will be wondering "Just who was Holebas?" as they take their seats in the Holebas stand.

 

Not so much eye catching, but pretty sure something else would catch.

That red ensemble would probably sell well as Xmas PJ's though.

I'd love to know how his clothes ranges are selling, we might all be surprised, every youth under 21 has a matching trackie set, normally adorned with a mini man bag on a long strap around the shoulder. .Everyone's got the right to dress badly, but this abuses the privilege.

 

It’ll surely be of a philosophical question with academics debating the finer complexities of the Holebas psyche.

 

My mates can’t stand this guy. I, on the other hand, rate him highly. Which is why I guess no other LB has come in of late and replaced him.

 

Jose Holebas we gave you a like,
Gave you a like, gave you a liiii -ike.
Jose Holebas we gave you a like
- on our forum.

 

Or

Jose Holebas give us a smile
Give us a smile, give us a smiii-le.
Jose Holebas give us a smile,
For the telly.

 

Do you know the way, Saint Jose?
I’ve been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way
Do you know the way, Saint Jose?
I’m going back to find some piece of mind in Saint Jose

 

Prescient of the Holebas parents as Jose is only 18 months younger than Lloyd.

 

We’ve got Jose Cholevas
woop-bah, Oh Yeah, yeah
Just signed a new contract
woop-bah, Oh Yeah, yeah

 

Holebas, celebrate
Holebas, celebrate
If we took a Holebas yeah
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be
It would be so nice
Everybody spread the word
We're gonna have a celebration
All across the world
In every nation
It's time for the good times
Forget about the bad times
One day to come together
To release the pressure
We need a Holebas
Holebas, celebrate
Holebas, celebrate

 

He's sick of this sh!t
He's sick of this sh!!!!!t
Jose Holebas
He's sick of this sh!t

 

The Jose Holebas Sensory Room

 

Think I'm gonna get one of the Robin Hoodie tops

 

Holebas says I dedicate my first goal at Vicarage Road to the fans.
No, actually scrap that, **** em!
Why should I give any of those miserable ****s the time of day!
Up the horns!


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Jose Holebas smiled on the telly.
It was Sky - but it was the telly.
My hero ..
What a brilliant goal ...
Def need a chant for him now ...

 

He’s Greek, he’s great
He’ll smash your dinner plates
Holebas, Holebas

 

.....He'll ****ing murder Ya.

 

The well-researched Martin Keystone calls our manager Graziola whilst muttering about stability at “a club like that” and Dion Durban thinks that we beat Palace in our previous game. The kid interviewing mumbles his words a bit but I’m pretty sure he says to Jose ‘Maybe you’ll be the next Giorgio Remani’. I mean how hard can it be?