[SIGNED perm] Jeremy Ngakia

Scenes when we sign Jeremy Beadle instead

 

Depressingly accurate

 

Seems that Ngakia is confirmed.

Think this is his little face here: https://twitter.com/watfordfc/status/1294331703201275904?s=21


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Hooray - didn't think we'd get him after we went down. Promising stuff.

 

They love to tease don't they. I think it's Vydra.

 

Ok....definitely not Vydra

 

Just wait til the tribunal sets his fee at £16m and bankrupts us.

 

Gone to Watford m8.

 

Got to say well done Watford for pulling this signing off. Ok, he's raw and needs time to develop, but he's very highly rated and West Ham are really upset about losing him. That's good enough for me.

 

Young. English. Played a handful of PL games. That makes him worth £20m already right?

 

From the interview he sounds like he has got his head screwed on right, a season in the championship will really help him develop

 

I genuinely had to check our own website to make sure this wasn't a wind up.

An actual signing?!

Whatever next?

 

Kiko is feeling confident apparently

 

They are although they have another very promising RB.

 

Every full back we sign is a leap further towards the exit for Kiko.

 

Sounds like Sinclair.

 

Has gone on a season-long loan to Getafe

 

Looking forward to the boo boys throwing him under the bus after his first poor game.

 

Welcome to the lad, lets hope he is good enough to go straight into the first team squad.

 

“I'm absolutely over the moon. If a great club like Watford want me, it's a great achievement.”

How did he pass his medical? He’s clearly very unwell.

 

Their reactions to losing him have been absolute gold, he was guaranteed first team football for them, yet he's actually useless and is chasing the money in coming to moneybags Watford. Make that make sense!

 

Yep. Let's get him on eBay now.

 

Certainly not their guaranteed first choice RB.

Wonder if that's how we got him, by offering just that.

 

Welcome Jeremy,sorry about the wretched shirt.

 

Looks like they've given him Troy's shirt by mistake.

 

Would have been a battle between him and Ben Johnson, who is probably more talented than him, but who has also suffered serious injuries and can also play on the other side. Obviously not the finished article, but will be interesting seeing him play for a team who will (hopefully!) be winning most games rather than looking to survive

 

Hope some of you stuck a bet on and made a few quid off of this.

 

Ben Johnson definitely seems the better player.

 

Has anyone done a Marseille joke yet?

 

William Hills still offering 11/8 on Ngakia signing. Can’t believe they’ve not shut it down. Lump on!

 

I've just stuck 100k on

 

Unfortunately for me the fun stopped in 2015.

 

Racist.

 

They can do that way before then