[NOT HAPPENING] Jean Phillipe-Mateta

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by reids, Jun 9, 2019.

  1. reids

    reids Squad Player

  2. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Did we have to queue?
     
  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Sounds like a Fast Show Spanish newsreader forward.
     
  4. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Watford's twinned with Mainz, isn't it? They should send him here on a two year "exchange visit" with Okaka going the other way.
     
  5. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    When you have an impeccable source such as getfootballnewsfrance.com reporting on German football, you just know this is more than simple clickbait.
     
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  6. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    The thought of Cardiff supposedly bidding between €20mil-€25mil for him only gives it further credibility.
     
  7. reids

    reids Squad Player

    A French website reporting on a French player? Whatever next.
     
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  8. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Indeed so, were it not an English blog about French football, with as many as 7 readers, which claims to have had a private conversation with the owners of a German football club.
     
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  9. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Ignore him Reids.

    You see Mr Lizard here only likes to pop his head up every now and then to look down on people for wishing to talk football and Watford. It seems he thinks it’s a pathetic thing to be doing without realising that it’s far more pathetic to bemoan everything you read on here believing it’s cool to act like some sort of anti-hero. You should get into a discussion with him via PM on here - he gets really interesting then.
     
  10. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    I would jump on the bandwagon and rip into Lizard too, but I hear he can be a useful and reliable source for an away ticket. So I will refrain.
     
  11. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    One Mateta, two Mateta, three Mateta, four.
     
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  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Joined Marseille.
     
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Shame. Jean Philippe-Mateta is my favourite phrase.

    Unfortunately it appears it was just a passing craze.
     
  14. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Hilarious as ever.
     
  15. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Not sure why United are letting him go, but I'll have him on a free.
     
  16. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    The jungle book chant for him writes itself.

    I’m in.
     
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  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    You ain't never had a friend like Jean Phillippe Mateta!
     
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  18. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    There s no sport any more , in ripping into Lizards vitriolic outbursts . Too easy .
     
  19. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Jean Phillipe Mateta,
    What a wonderful phrase.
     
  20. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! First Year Pro

    Can't wait to sing this when he bangs in a four-for
     
  21. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    You say Mateta I say Matata lets call the whole thing off.
     
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  22. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney First Year Pro

    I need to save up if he signs.

    No way I can afford his name on my shirt without some sacrifices...
     
  23. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    Maybe we could all chip in and cut out this waffle.
     
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  24. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney First Year Pro

    Stop these half-baked ideas now you mean? A mash up of the best posts may be in order to reach a conclusion.
     
  25. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Signed a contract extension, file this under "agent naming random English clubs trying to get his client a better deal"
     
  26. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    That's my hopes crushed. Agent deserves a roasting for that.
     
  27. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    He has signed for Olympique Lyonnaise
     
  28. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    That’s this season ruined. Best write it off and prepare to avoid relegation to Div One in the next.
     
  29. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney First Year Pro

    Mayonnaise, you say?
     
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  30. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    How about if all teams adopted fun names for Red Nose Day or similar?

    We could be Twatford.
     

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