[RUBBISH] Javi Gracia to Chelsea

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Squibba, Jun 4, 2019.

  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    This isn't glass half empty.

    This is no glass & a nasty puddle on the carpet.
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Discount Lampard.

    Frank Lampard's Derby County Chelsea is a clumsy non starter.
     
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  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Snowflake Millennials also works.

    A minor linguistic observation.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fewer.

    Hildreth.
     
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  5. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Predictable. Yawn.
     
  6. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Surely Chelsea aren't going to cough up the 10 mill or so the Pozzos would want for him.
     
  7. Pob

    Pob Academy Graduate

    I like Javi and think he’s a great manager and a very nice man. I like it when I see him smile on my telly. I hope he stays. I think some people are naughty and disrespectful in their comments.
     
  8. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    In terms of finding a pub? Good on Javi!
     
  9. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    We just need to sign 2 or 3 top top proper players and we ll be there or thereabouts .

    Hazard and Pogba both angling for a move , if Gino is serious about this club he needs to pull his finger out .
     
  10. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    Honestly if Chelsea are considering Lampard or Javi after having had Sarri, Conte, Mourinho, Benitez, Ancelotti, they really must be cutting their cloth. Javi has done well for us. As much behind the scenes building a better inclusive atmosphere across the playing side of the club, as improving the tactics and results, but I would be very surprised if we could not attract a decent replacement and Chelsea someone with a better management record.
     
  11. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    Unless he does terribly.
     
  12. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    We'll just drag another one of the journeyman managers out from the basement at London Colney.
     
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  13. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Alan Pardew welcome to Vicarage Road
    or
    Mark Hughes, your future is yellow.
     
  14. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Pochettino would be ideal.He has taken Spurs as far as he can. A move to leafy South West Hertfordshire would provide him a new challenge and he would be the manager we deserve. Who knows, he might bring a couple of their better players for our bench, add in the players that you’ve suggested along with a cheeky bid for Messi and the Premiership is ours guaranteed.
     
  15. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    I'm assuming that you're suggesting that these two would be key members of the stadium's toilet management team?
     
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  16. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Next Head Coach is always lined up and ready to go.
     
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  17. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    Wouldn't leave them in charge of such a critical role tbh. Maybe with supervision or training? What's Big Sam doing these days? He looks like he could create a decent toilet blockage and then shout at people until it was cleared.
     
  18. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Indeed. The team turns to shyt at the end of every season. It's getting very boring now.

    And some fans are demanding we show gratitude for it!
     
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  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Bags of prem experience there. Both could do a job IMO but would prefer Harry.
     
  20. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Well, that's the justification for the most ridiculous thread of the year award sorted then......
     
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  21. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    One would've thought they could at least teach them a bit better English while they're all locked down there, but it's probably an expense too far for the penny-pinching Pozzos.
     
  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    He lives in Barnet.

    Gino needs to play down the 'Watford, London club' message.
     
  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I was struggling to delete this exact appalling image from my mind when you put it back there.
     
  24. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    I like Javi baby and is loyal to Watford and will definitely stay, unless he is offered more money.
     
  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I suspect they never took Walter's gag off which may explain his fumbling English.

    Anyway, as the summer exam season beckons, a quick revision guide on the ageing process:

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  26. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Can’t stand this limbo. We need confirmation on Javi’s position so that a ‘xxxxxx OUT’ thread can be started as a welcome to Watford.

    Top, top comedy.
     
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  27. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    It is funny though. Got to be able to laugh at yourself surely.
     
  28. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I only have a finite number of ribs. It’ll be a sad day when they’ve all been cracked.
     
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  29. Klein Lust

    Klein Lust Academy Graduate

    Danny Shittu??
     
  30. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Shittu.

    Just seeing if mine sidesteps the swear filter.
     
  31. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Seems it did.

    Useful to know.
     
  32. Klein Lust

    Klein Lust Academy Graduate

    Danny ****buddy??
     
  33. Klein Lust

    Klein Lust Academy Graduate

    Danny ****flaps??
     
  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Do you mean Danny Drinkwater?
     
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  35. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    £10m for Gracia? Dreamland stuff.

    He’s done a great job but that’s almost a world record fee for a manager.
     

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