Januhairy

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Hornet4ever, Jan 4, 2019.

  1. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever First Year Pro

    Seen this today. What is society & culture coming to? Now the mainstream media are making Women grow their body hair because it rhymes!

    Januhairy: Why women are growing out their body hair

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46747452
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  2. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Why is she only wearing a vest in January?
    She'll catch her death.
     
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  3. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Januhairy... Februscary
     
  4. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Because it's also Jan-no-coat-uary probably somewhere....
     
  5. Keighley

    Keighley Reservist

    Ladies and gentlemen... Miss Barbara Dixon.
     
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  6. Meister

    Meister Meister Staff Member

    Why does everything have to be a thing now.

    If you want to have hairy pits, have hairy pits. Don't go running about telling everyone.

    If you want to donate to charity donate to charity, why do you need to tell people you do unless you want to raise your smugness level.
     
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  7. Meister

    Meister Meister Staff Member

    Sorry I'm in a slightly hungover bad mood today.
     
  8. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    I thought it was Fanuary?
     
  9. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    NO Meister. There HAS to be as special month and a social media campaign and Youtube "celebrities"
     
  10. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    ******* hell so not only am I now not allowed to drink in January, but all the woman are going to look like swamp monsters as well
     
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  11. Bring Back Standing

    Bring Back Standing First Year Pro

    Probably to hide all the hair underneath.
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    You are allowed to drink in January.
     
  13. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    They’ll look even worse without your beer goggles on.
     
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  14. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    The mainstream media are making women do that? Or are they reporting on yet another of these monthly challenge things on social media?
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Outstanding work.
     
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  16. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Moreover, what is 'society and culture' coming to when it is expected that women are always shaved or plucked like oven-ready poultry?

    Adult women are hairy and much nicer with it.
     
  17. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    So now fannies resembling a burst couch are all the rage.

    Millenials truly are a most unfortunate generation.
     
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  18. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Don't you shave, then? You've got the full beard?
     
  19. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Bit personal m8 asking about a fella’s front garden.

    My face on the other hand always has stubble. If it looks too beardy it gets a trim, but I’m rarely clean shaved.

    But I doubt there are many blokes on here who remove their underarm and pubic hair and that is what is expected of the wimmen.
     
  20. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Men shave, in general, because they think they look more attractive and personal comfort. Women shave for the same reasons.

    It's vanity, and nothing wrong with that as long as it's a personal choice.
     
  21. Moose

    Moose First Team

    It becomes a problem when they feel compelled to because they believe heterosexual blokes can’t deal with a bit of fluff.

    I’m suspicious of norms that drive women to make their bodies appear pre-pubescent for fashion. It’s clearly a problem when you read the comments above, when the attractive woman pictured is a turn off or deemed odd for simply having what nature intended.

    That’s not then some simple aesthetic choice like you wistfully wish to pretend.
     
  22. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    This is exactly the right way to bring an end to mens oppression of women, an attention seeking female telling women how she thinks they should look.
     
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  23. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    But it isn't that fashionable to have a tache or a beard these days, so that is one of the main reasons we shave. In general women are not attracted to full facial hair, so we choose to trim it in some way. It doesn't mean we are "compelled" to shave, it is a personal choice.

    Lesbians often prefer their partners to have shaved as well. It isn't just men. It seems you want to turn everything into a battle between the sexes.
     
  24. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 First Year Pro

    People should do what they think is right, not what they think will please others.
     
  25. Unhappy bunny

    Unhappy bunny Squad Player

    If you're hungover, be hungover. Don't go running around telling everyone you're hungover.
     
  26. Moose

    Moose First Team

    No that’s not correct. Lesbians like hairy fannies and I know this because I’ve watched many videos on the subject.
     
  27. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever First Year Pro

    Wish I never started this thread.
     
  28. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Yes. You must have wondered what could possibly go wrong.
     
  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    I blame the unions.
     
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  30. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Yeah, it's a little bit creepy to be honest.
     
  31. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    At last!

    Guys, this is pr!

    Laura aged 21 from Exeter is boosting her numbers.
     
  32. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    What? I shave my town halls because it's more pleasant for the lady who's getting her lips around them. The same reason why most girls shave their growler.

    It's just common courtesy, nothing to do with paedophilia. What a truly bizarre thing to think.
     
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  33. kVA

    kVA Reservist


    Remember, there’s a lot of old men on here who still have their collection of 60’s and 70’s filth magazines stacked neatly in the wardrobe next to their Watford programmes. They still expect to see untidy gardens. I suppose this particular fetish is available as a ‘specialist’ section on adult websites now or maybe it just has a cult following and is confined to this dark web thing.

    But, what an image to give us about your own particulars. Not sure it’s helped the mental picture of you that we’ve all built.
     

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