[REPORTED] James Ward-Prowse

Can we sub him on and off for set plays ?

 

Also, Gino clearly wants a team which presses high up the pitch, and we're usually very successful at it early in the season.

Then, around Christmas, we run out of steam, get a swathe of injuries and implode.

I see why they want to get adequate rotation options to keep our successful style throughout the year.

 

You are, erm, here.

 

We could have Coutinho and Holebas would still take set pieces

 

Haha, yes! As explained on another thread somewhere...married life isn’t quite as hectic as expected in between the wedding and the honeymoon! Don’t worry, I’ll be gone again Friday morning!

 

Just like when you were in Iceland ? There were hours that passed between posts.

 

At least he can take a good set piece.

 

Shouldn't you be *******?

 

I was alone in Iceland...
Phones and internet is strictly off limits in Seychelles - I’m under orders!

 

he's multitasking.

 

Welcome to married life Burnsy. You will love it. Now that you’re married, just remember to put the toilet seat down. A few days into my marriage, I didn’t, my wife fell in at 2am, that was my first marital argument, I never left the toilet seat up again.

 

Impressive.

 

Blimey, how small is your wife?

Or how big is your toilet?

 

I have never, ever been able to get my head around this. How the **** does a woman 'fall into' the toilet?! Speaking as someone who puts the seat down anyway, it's madness. What do they do, back into the room and launch themselves at the bowl like an irascible wasp purely on hope?

 

These are indeed important questions. Maybe some female forumites would care to comment?

 

As long as she didn’t get out again, I don’t see the issue...

 

Only on Thursdays!

 

I've never understood the "fall into a toilet" justification.

We gents look at the toilet before using it, to make sure the seat is up so that we don't splash all over it.

What's the problem with checking to make sure the seat is down before sitting your backside on it?

I mean obviously I take the path of least resistance and put it down (no point causing a fight over something so trivial!), but I really don't get the logic at all.

 

Apparently he's another Lewis McGugan. A dream player when everyone is standing still.

 

That was exactly how he ghosted through our defence to score at the Vic last season.

 

Raisiniest

 

I like to pee with the seat down, just to work on my aim. Having the seat up is a bit like 10 pin bowling with the side rails up.

 

I just sit down to pee. Solves all the problems.

 

Are you German?

 

I tend to sit these days. Just incase I start numbers twos without realising.

 

Oh dear .Bloody hell .Are you in a home?

 

He won't be able to hear you. Best to type it again in CAPITALS.

 

I should be, I've been told on many occasions.

 

There's nothing easier in the middle of the night than stumbling in the dark and sitting, negating the need to blind yourself and aim while half asleep. It's just evolved from there!

I do stand up in public toilets!

 

I genuinely lolled at that comment!

 

I agree with what someone mentioned earlier on in the thread, does this mean Chalobah and Cleverley are properly crooked then?

 

Difficult sitting on those urinals !