It's a Boy!

Is that a chimp, a monkey or one of those little spidermonkey things?

 

Sorry but I can't bear this thread any langur.

 

Not sure. Looks like something that goes inside my mandrill.

 

I have a cordless, a plug in and a hammer drill - I have the full marmoset.

 

Flange.

 

It's threads like this that make me want Silverback

 

Orang-utan are apes m8.

 

Indeed. But they're not chimps!

 

Readily available though and I've heard they're (their, there) cheap as chimps.

 

Indeed. But the Librarian is frequently frustrated by people calling him a monkey when he is in fact an ape, hence the liking of your post.

 

The bargain hunters will go ape when they hear this

 

Sorry, I'm not a great Pratchett fan. Just a cursory knowledge of Vimes and so on.

 

I made the mistake of googling 'old videos of animals dressed as people and found this...
Dark stuff.

 

Bit of a silly joke really, but still quite obviously a joke.

I don't like Brand very much. There's just something about her that wears a bit thin after a while. She was funny in the first years she came out, but she's very comfortable Radio 4 panel show fodder these days.

She shouldn't be sacked. I don't suppose she'll bother rocking the boat in the slightest any more after this fuss.

 

Also, it's not slightly off topic, it's completely off topic. Royal babies and acid throwing at politicians? I can't see the vaguest link. Does nobody start a new threat any more?

 

I like the anarcho digressions.

I propose we simplify the forum to 2 threads.

Regular & the piri piri/after the watershed one for political debate & general opprobrium.

Somerset looking nailed on for the Championship, btw.

 

I get it. Reptilian royal babies often squirt acid until they get their human bodysuit made.

 

Wages.

 

Farage asks Police to investigate.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...general-election-over-fags-joke-10230896.html

 

"We are heading down a road here where we would kill all humour in this country if we tear things to pieces. Enough is enough, let people tell their jokes. If what they say is inappropriate they won't earn a living because they won't get booked again." Nigel Farage, 2014.

 

**** off frogface you classless ****

 

But she's very good 'straight' talking as an ex-psychiatric nurse on the state/future of the NHS, mental health provision in the UK and social care provision (she's from the time when elderly Alzheimer/dementia sufferers were 'dumped' on, what became, community psychiatric nurses).