1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Me and the missus and the nippers are over the moon to hear the news of the happy event. Gord bless yer, young majesty, yer royal honour sir!

    The Kremlin household has been agog over the past couple of days, following all the developments and the intrigue. Was he born in frogpond hospital or in the royal palace? Nobody seems sure. We've been discussing nothing else and I'm sure everyone on the board will have their own theories.

    Fortunately our royal obsession has been very well catered to by every single branch of the media, most especially the BBC, and we've been able to discover every single fascinating detail of this earth-shattering event. All those writers and broadcasters fully deserve the gongs they are angling for, gord bless 'em every one.

    Although admittedly we finds ourselves living in a bit of a thin time heeconomically speaking at the moment, we've always gort a couple of extra quid to spare when it comes to hensuring that our royal betters are living in the manner to what they 'as become haccustomed.
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  2. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    his name is Archie
  3. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Pretty sure this is just a C+P from the last one.

    Poor effort, must (and can) do better.
  4. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    As a person of middle class upbringing it always interesting to read Clive’s working class view of the people I aspire to be.
  5. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    One in, one out. Come on Phil, you know the score.
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  6. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Did anyone else see Nicholas Witchell have a meltdown live on the 10 o’clock news the other night while talking baby nonsense?

    Kicks in about 51 seconds:

    Error. Error.
  7. kVA

    kVA Reservist

  8. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    I could see what was going through his head...

    "I used to be a respected newscaster and reporter, now they've got me watching the feckin' Royals - Jennie Bond is a bitch."
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  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    A long held hypothesis of mine is that most socialists are monarchists.

    In the pub quiz, check that fellow who knew the third wife of the Emperor of Habsburg/Queen Victoria/the fourth wife.

    Always the telltale Fabian Society bookmark poking out of the top pocket.

    Obsession with status, class & rank.

    The Diana people. Witchell’s posse. Sucking on Markle’s teat for the latest on Albert George Horacio Beckham Windsor.
  10. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

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  11. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Americans seem to care much more than most people here....even sent over newsreaders to report on the news!
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Apparently they allowed Philip to name him, but his spluttered 'Darkie' was misheard
  13. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    I really couldnt give less of a ****.
  14. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    I hope young Archie won't mind working on a zero hours contract at Sports Direct after the revolution.
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  15. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    I once had to sit on a disciplinary panel for a female colleague who, when a previous Royal Family 'miracle' was announced, had committed the heinous crime of posting on the University's staff-intranet the announcement "WOMAN GETS SOME SUPNK UP HER ****".

    *AKA pregnancy.
  16. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Unsurprising as he is the father.

    Isn't that how it works?
  17. Considering Harry’s dubious ginger origins because his mother was a slut, and the fact his missus is most definitely not blue blood, how can this be classed as a royal baby? I'm surprised its even allowed in the palace and not left in the pram outside the back door.
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  18. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    And it's not even inbred, so definitely not a royal. Send it to the workhouse!
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  19. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Congratulations to Harry and Meghan.

    So many royal babies over the past couple of years. Is it written law to pop out as many as possible?
  20. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Not sure what the fuss is about. Neither he nor his parents have anything to do with Charlie, Queenie, Philip etc. Why is no-one interviewing the granddad James Hewitt ?
  22. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    You do know that Clive is from a totally middle class background don't you ? :)
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  23. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Danny Baker just got fired for something similar:


    The now deleted tweet, which has been circulated on social media, showed an image of a couple holding hands with a chimpanzee dressed in clothes with the caption: "Royal Baby leaves hospital".
    The 5Live presenter was accused of mocking the duchess's racial heritage.
    A BBC spokesperson said: "This was a serious error of judgment."
    The corporation added that Baker's tweet "goes against the values we as a station aim to embody.
    "Danny's a brilliant broadcaster but will no longer be presenting a weekly show with us."Harry and Meghan, whose mother Doria Ragland is African American, revealed on Wednesday their new son was named Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.
    After an initial backlash on social media, Baker said: "Sorry my gag pic of the little fella in the posh outfit has whipped some up. Never occurred to me because, well, mind not diseased.
    "Soon as those good enough to point out its possible connotations got in touch, down it came. And that's it."
    The 61-year-old presented a weekend show on 5Live.
    Earlier, Baker told his half a million followers on Twitter that he has been doorstepped by reporters at his home, saying he was asked: "Do you think black people look like monkeys?"
    His tweet added: "No mate. Gag pic. Posh baby chimp. Alerted to circs. Appalled. Deleted. Apologised."
    In a following tweet, he added: "Would have used same stupid pic for any other Royal birth or Boris Johnson kid or even one of my own. It's a funny image. (Though not of course in that context.) Enormous mistake, for sure. Grotesque.
    "Anyway, here's to ya Archie, Sorry mate."
  24. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    That is pathetic.

    Says more about the totalitarian PC utopia that is the BBC than anything else.
  25. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I couldn't care less about his tweet, but it's wonderful to witness his downfall and if I need to express some faux outrage to hammer a nail in his coffin then I'll do it. This whopper should have been fired a long time ago for being the most self indulgent qunt on the BBC.

    There was no genuine "mistake" - the miscalculation was he was so arrogant that he thought he could post something like that and parlay the whole thing off as "meh, what am I like eh!??!" because everyone else is so stupid.
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  26. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    I don't dislike Baker, bit meh to be honest. But for the love of god you'd have to be incredibly stupid as a public figure to do what he just did by accident.
    Wonder if he'll pick up a nice contract elsewhere fairly shortly.

    As for the faux indignation, PC gone mad etc. Seriously? You can't post a picture of a chimp or monkey, suggesting it's a picture of someone with black heritage without repercussions. It's not the 70s.
  27. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Back on topic. Baby is born, Meh!
    Last edited: May 9, 2019
  28. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    You are Rod "The Nob" Liddle and I claim my 5.81 Euros.
  29. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

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  30. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    I had to Google him and I'm none the wiser.
  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Which has nevertheless employed Baker for decades?

    There was a line and he positively triple-jumped over it. I’m sure you can see that.
  32. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    BBC "Hello Daniel......head of BBC entertainment and arts here."
    DB "Alright mate"
    BBC "About that photo you tweeted regarding the Royal birth...…"
    DB "Yeah mate, gotta laff aint yer, me ol' cockle!"
    BBC "You do know Megan's mother is black don't you?"
    DB "Oh, **** me sideways with a large barge stick. Totally forgot mate. I'll delete it now...….but you've still gotta laff aint yer mate"
    BBC "Well I hope you see the funny side of this too. The P45 is in the post. Good by Daniel"
    DB "Bloody Liberal. No sense of humour......I ****ing love monkey's......Mate?.....Mate?.....You still there?"
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  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Baker blaming the BBC too.

    The call to fire me from @bbc5live was a masterclass of pompous faux-gravity. Took a tone that said I actually meant that ridiculous tweet and the BBC must uphold blah blah blah. Literally threw me under the bus. Could hear the suits knees knocking. #****em

  34. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    I'm in 2 minds - on one hand, it was stupid and na*ve, but on the other I genuinely don't think he made any associate with the chimp and Markle's background.
  35. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    Bizarre: WFC Forums starring out an umlaut that it autocorrected in itself.
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