Ismaila Sarr

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by Burnsy, Jul 19, 2020.

  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    slow down there satan
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    ****, rumbled.
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  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Why isn’t Sarr fit? I’ve missed it somewhere
     
  4. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    He is fit. We've just decided not to use him until halfway through the season as it worked so well last time.
     
  5. He went home to Africa where it took a lot to drag him away. There was nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. And it rained a bit. But don’t worry he’s here now.
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I hear the drums echoing tonight.
    Hurry boy it's waiting there for you.
     
  7. Muggins_77

    Muggins_77 Academy Graduate

    Brilliant!

    Sent from my VOG-L29 using Tapatalk
     
  8. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Our caring masters felt he needed to go home to a country with no air-bridge rather than concerning themselves with the season to come.

    Good bunch.
     
  9. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    to be fair who could have known that somebody that fast , with that kind of raw talent was worth playing
     
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  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Did Kilimanjaro rise like Olympus above the Serengeti this time? Or did he just realise it would never scan and it was a stupid comparison?
     
  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Weezer famously covered Africa recently but not as many people know that Toto responded by covering Hashpipe

     
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  12. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    Kilimanjaro is about 200 miles from the Serengaeti, so not only doesn't it scan, it's also a blatent lie.
     
  13. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I always thought it was “a lepress”, not “Olympus”. Which makes even less sense.

    Down in Cornwall on holiday at the moment. Two sixty plus year olds were blasting this out via a “ghettoblaster” on a bench overlooking the sea on Tuesday. They seemed unlikely louts. Ironically, the next track was “A Kind of Hush” by the Carpenters.
     
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  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It rises beautifully above Amboseli NP of course. Wouldn't that work ?
     
  15. I always thought it was 'rises like an Empress' which I think is actually better than the correct lyrics.
     
  16. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Whether Olympus or Empress it was quite clever of a small dog in Kansas to write that song.
     
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  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I thought it was ‘an empress’ but saw ‘Olympus’ in lyrics somewhere.

    It’s a bit stupid to compare the two, as Kilimanjaro is twice as high as Olympus. It makes no poetic sense to use it as a simile.
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Unless they mean the massive one on Mars
     
  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I will never listen to this song again, nor will I believe anything that Toto say.
    "Hold the line" ? No, they can **** right off, we're not playing the offside trap tonight now.
     
  20. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    'Africa' is shot through with obvious references to the Wuffurd squad,

    There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do, clearly a comment on our bloated squad size,

    I stopped an old man on the way, could be any one of our recent first choice goalkeepers.
     
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  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you" - Deeney reference ?
    "I seek to cure what's deep inside" - Giraldi reference ?
     
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  22. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    Great song. Never gets old
     
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  23. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Queen lyrics used to stump me when I was a kid.

    "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard" and "She's a killer queen, dynamite where her legs have been" were two I remember fondly
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Drug references m8.
     
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  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Rosanna can do one!
     
  26. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    And the Who. We know that Tommy was the ‘Pinball Wizard’ so who was ‘Sean‘ plays a mean pinball?
     
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  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Yeah but some make absolute sense ‘gimme gimme gimme gimme fried chicken!’
     
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  28. Jersey Hornet72

    Jersey Hornet72 Academy Graduate

    As a kid I thought Prince sang “Little Red Courgette” and Mel & Kim “Inspector Bong”. A friend did even better and recalls The Jam classic “Eat Two Lightbulbs”!
     
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  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Flashdance was "take your pants down....and make it happen...."
     
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  30. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Who can forget the Paul Young classic, Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.
     
  31. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    According to the twittersphere, Liverpool are doing all the ground work now to sign him in January. Supposedly they will not make a bid this window as he is not their priority.
     
  32. What groundwork? You have the cash you make an offer. What else is there? Those sorts of tweets are total carp.
     
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  33. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    One they are eying up for the future..

    Won't rush into offering big money and will see if we are desperate for money in January.
     
  34. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Well if we're selling Estupinan and Suarez, along with Pereyra and Deulofeu, and potentially some kind of fee for the likes of Deeney, Capoue, Dawson, then no, I don't think we'll be desperate for the cash
     
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  35. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    You'd like to think so....
     

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