[SIGNED perm] Ismaila Sarr - club record fee

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Carpster, May 26, 2019.

  1. W4BS

    W4BS First Year Pro

    Gino Pozzo dressed as our favourite canal barge dwelling crooner David Essex belting out 'Gonna make you my Sarr'
     
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  2. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    That’s not the point of the discussion though. We are talking transfer fee’s, not shirt sales.

    We are told the Pozzo’s mantra is they sell players at their top value - £13m doesn’t seem like it would be that. So I can’t understand why they would do so.
     
  3. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    In order to replace him with either Sarr or Maximin we'd likely need to stump up about twice that amount.

    Burnsy's responses to your comment are also valid.
     
  4. Bunny Larkin

    Bunny Larkin Academy Graduate

    If he fell into a depression would it be a Saar chasm?
     
  5. Bunny Larkin

    Bunny Larkin Academy Graduate

    Apologies - misspelt his name.
     
  6. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Reported
     
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  7. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    You should have just said sarry
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Don’t they just read the forum?
     
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    But sarry seems to be the hardest word.
     
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  10. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Bournemouth have 15 scouts. All of them Moog.
     
  11. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    So Moog is Richard Hughes?
     
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  12. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Amongst others, yes.
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Curious profile for Hughes on Wiki.

    Major emphasis on his time at Atalanta & @rsenal.

    The only teams he played for were Bournemouth, Portsmouth & Grimsby.
     
  14. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    It's 2018 all over again. New post in transfer section gets me hopeful and requires clicking and it's a lame post about "looking back in anger" or "video killed the radio Sarr".

    I hate you all. At least there is no cheese nonsense. But I definitely hate you all.

    Edit: It's not a "hate". It's definitely a really bad love though.
     
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  15. W4BS

    W4BS First Year Pro

    Please accept my sincerest apologies, and yes I am with you on the whole cheese nonsense. Do hope we sign this guy though as there is so much untapped song material, the likes of which we haven't seen since the QSF season.
     
  16. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I really hope we sign this guy, you could say that I’m wishing on a Sarr.
     
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  17. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

  18. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

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  19. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    Came on for Senegal yesterday on about 60 minutes. Won a penalty that was missed and a couple of free-kicks. Senegal crept into the final later this week in extra time due to an own goal. Senegal have conceded very few goals at AFCON and probably favourites. Packed full of attacking talent and familiar names, like Niang. So I don't suppose we will hear much about Sarr, one way or the other this week.
     
  20. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Yes, the final is on Friday. So, if there is anything to this story, I don't expect to hear anything either, until late next week.
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It won't be on Thursday
     
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  22. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    I can just imagine Niang taking Sarr to one side in training and saying "Listen Ismalia, I hear Watford are interested in you. This is the chance of a lifetime and you need to grab it with both hands. Play for free if you must. We all remember wanting to be Mat Sadler or Sean Murray in the playground as kids. You'll be able to go on that little train in Cassiobury park and dine in any chain restaurant you like. Don't let this slip through your fingers."
     
  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Do we have a Yo Sushi?
     
  24. carboy98

    carboy98 Reservist

    Sounds promising, what position does he play?
     
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  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Promising, but TBH he's a bit raw.
     
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  26. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Classic Pozzos. I'm fed up of our conveyor belt transfer mentality.
     
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  27. Warks Kev

    Warks Kev Academy Graduate

    Conveyor belt of talent
     
  28. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    The Vic needs to spice up the pre match razzamatazz to attract the top names.

    Fireworks, brass bands etc etc etc

    Even cheerleaders, as they would at least make miso horny.
     
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  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Ffs. thats it I'm getting my sashimi from Reddit.
     
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  30. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    Could we fly a large eagle around as well? Make the ground look a bit tatty. Put up some extra stanchions in to obscure our view of the game maybe. Very eighties that combination.
     
  31. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    I have always said if Palace can let an eagle loose before a game, we should be allowed to let a swarm of hornets loose. Granted it might be a hindrance on some occasions but it could also help us. I am willing to take the risk.
     
  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Convert the pen boxes into ice rinks?
     
  33. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    I did read that this player could help our push for a place in Europe next season.
    I think surviving relegation would be a bonus.
    Europe - dream on..
     
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  34. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Could be worth a try if we also simultaneously subtly secreted hornet pheromones in to the opposition's changing room.
     
  35. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Who’s gonna squeeze that stuff from the hornet glands/teats/testes.
     

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