[SIGNED perm] Ismaila Sarr - club record fee

Even then, we have the almost unique privilege as a club, that there's a chance he could go straight out on loan to one of our feeder clubs.

 

I doubt Gino is the type to let a player go for less than the club think he’s worth.

 

Maybe he's being rested to not scupper his chances of a transfer (yeah unlikely I know).

Btw, where did the badge as your profile pic come from?

 

Google images

 

We are never signing him.

 

What are we going to do when he’s off playing in the Cup of African Nations Cup?

 

I'm relaxed about this one.

Que Sarr Sarr, Sarr Sarr.

 

Should link up well with Perotti and Boufal in our midfield.

 

I can see it now. A huge 1881 banner with his smiling face, surrounded by Premier League and Champions League trophies.

The words: I came. I Sarr. I conquered. lit by the reddish glow of a thousand flares...

 

Sounds like the daily mail and the star. So I'm out.

 

I do believe he will he the ansarr to all of our problems

 

I wonder if he inherited his father’s taste for eating hamsters.

 

Yes Sarr, I can boogie

 

Hope this doesn’t become a long drawn out episode of Sarr Wars.

 

Although these sarrdonic responses are starting to wear a little thin.

 

I expect he'll burn brightly but ultimately come to nothing, like a typical shooting sarr.

 

Sarr, he seems to be the hardest word.

Has anyone done this one? Can’t be arsed to check.

 

Best bet is not to sarrender to the theme of the thread at all.

 

Good display of sarrdonic wit there.

 

With him being Senegalese, I’m concerned he might not get his EPL work sarrtificate.

 

Also is he going to adapt to the English food ?

Have you ever known a Senegal person who likes a cheese and ham sarrnie.

 

Good grief we need to sign someone soon if this is the result of nothing happening.

Somebody will result to cheese soon and we all know that is a slippery slope.

 

He'd still bring in a profit as he didn't cost £13 million.

 

Ismaila's favourite type of mosarrella.

 

Not sure that really matters.

Barcelona could sell Lionel Messi for £5m and it would be profit as he didn't cost them that. Doesn't mean they should.

 

This should put an end to it......


Sarr,
That’s what they call you
How long you’ve waited to get where you are
Sarr
That’s what you wanted
This weeks hot shot, a video Sarr.

 

Is this Sarr real?

Or is it just fantasy?

 

I think he'll join Maurizio Sarri at Juventus.

 

I'd be very surprised if they are not still up on the deal. How many shirts has his name sold around the World?

 

Bournemouth also apparently interested.

 

Sometimes I really do wonder if Bournmouth have any scouts of their own?

I reckon they just wait for Us to show interest in a player and jump in with a bid on the strength of our interest

 

This sounds a bit Wilt-shire to me.
(Not Jack Wiltshire though)
Takes me back my countryside roots, so it's a yes from me.

 

Rennes are reluctant to do business at any price.

Their response "Ismaila no we will not let him go."

 

When his first goal in a Watford shirt is ruled out by the video assistant referee will we hear cries of 'video killed Ismailla sarr'

 

Javi in trouble with the SJW brigade for assuming the player's gender. When told that there was no such thing as the gender binary, Gracia responded "he's a Male, Sarr"

Bigot.