Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Carpster, May 26, 2019.
I doubt he’ll walk round the pitch.
That was an 80s thing.
Yeah, this is the premier League now.
Expect to see Sarr ride around the touchlines on a Segway trailing a giant 'BET NOW!' advertising flag while lots of fireworks and tinsel bombs go off and very loud bombastic classical music is played over the loudspeakers.
Well, you say that but I’m convinced, to this day, that Elton went round the dog track in a Jeep before every match for my first 3 seasons.
Someone now tells me this happened once.
Clive, I don’t know where you stand on Kate Bush but it’s Friday, the missus is in Ireland & I have her 1979 concert on state of the art dvd.
That is Kate’s concert. Not the missus’s.
Best thing about this signing is that we'll sell him for five times the price next summer to Everton
I'm agreeing 7 pens.
And 12 rulers, plus a novelty Moose pencil sharpener. The prizes in Harry's 50/50 just keep getting better!!!
But are you going ball point, fountain or fine line?
If somebody asked me to stand on Kate Bush, I might just trip up as I got to her and say it was an accident.
I wouldn't worry too much about how you would react under this scenario.
Walk round yhe pitch, with his bad back, no chance.
Mahrez seems fine so why not Sarr? / Mane made the bench last night - maybe he does 45 and Peyrera 45?
Sorry, it was over the pitch, not around.
Mahrez will have trained with his teammates (who he was already familiar with) for at least a week. Sarr will have only trained on Friday with teammates he doesn’t even know. The team was likely already picked up then and the tactics set. No surprise he wasn’t involved at all.
Any excuse to showcase the lovely Kate Bush. Running Up Jacotts Hill........
Disappointing. Was non existent yesterday. Expected more from a £35m buy.
In his cameo, I thought he looked our most threatening player.
The way he brandished that shirt.
Here’s the 1979 show.
This lad may need to reach Wuthering Heights to help us.
Bit worried about his minders though.
After yesterday’s showing we’ll be running up that hill
Got the longest & loudest applause all afternoon. Probably sat in the stand throughout the match thinking 'My God, what have I done, coming here?'
Kate’s advice when Kiko goes haring off down the touch line?
The Kick Inside.
A week from now we’ll all be thinking
Wow wow wow wow wow wow, unbelievable.
after losing 8-0.....I think you could be probably right.
David Bowie (starman).
Sarr man running down the wing,
nobody stops him as he bangs another in, all the hornets happy, all the hornets happy, all the hornets happy. Saaaarrrmaaaan (repeat)
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Yep. Should have spotted that. Just getting up to speed again ...
That's just wrong.
I wouldn’t bother with a song, he’s gonna be ****
Could be a bigger hit than the Ighalo one
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It is 6 wows with the penultimate one lower.
V similar to our WATFORD chant.
Was a youthful Kate inspired by a visit to the Vic?
But great if Sarr did cultivate a crimson Ziggy feather cut.
Is there something of Mick Ronson about the new blonde Bobby P?
Sarr could do the arm round the shoulder thing & wiggle his forefinger at the camera whenever he scores.
Or reenact the guitar fellatio pose.
Sir Elton feat. the 1881 official version?
Chant of the decade.
And Iggy’s tune could so easily have been the Agadoo one.
Terrace chant Bowie is a sickening thought.
Like copping a feel with the Queen.
However, The Jean Genie readily rewrites itself as The Troy Deeney.