[SIGNED perm] Ismaila Sarr - club record fee

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Carpster, May 26, 2019.

  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I doubt he’ll walk round the pitch.

    That was an 80s thing.
     
  2. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Yeah, this is the premier League now.

    Expect to see Sarr ride around the touchlines on a Segway trailing a giant 'BET NOW!' advertising flag while lots of fireworks and tinsel bombs go off and very loud bombastic classical music is played over the loudspeakers.
     
  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Well, you say that but I’m convinced, to this day, that Elton went round the dog track in a Jeep before every match for my first 3 seasons.

    Someone now tells me this happened once.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Clive, I don’t know where you stand on Kate Bush but it’s Friday, the missus is in Ireland & I have her 1979 concert on state of the art dvd.

    Showtime!

    That is Kate’s concert. Not the missus’s.
     
  5. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Best thing about this signing is that we'll sell him for five times the price next summer to Everton
     
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  6. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist


    I'm agreeing 7 pens.

    And 12 rulers, plus a novelty Moose pencil sharpener. The prizes in Harry's 50/50 just keep getting better!!!
     
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  7. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    But are you going ball point, fountain or fine line?
     
  8. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    If somebody asked me to stand on Kate Bush, I might just trip up as I got to her and say it was an accident.
     
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  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    I wouldn't worry too much about how you would react under this scenario.
     
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  10. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

    Walk round yhe pitch, with his bad back, no chance.
     
  11. miserableoldgit

    miserableoldgit Reservist

    Mahrez seems fine so why not Sarr? / Mane made the bench last night - maybe he does 45 and Peyrera 45?
     
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  12. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Sorry, it was over the pitch, not around.
     
  13. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Mahrez will have trained with his teammates (who he was already familiar with) for at least a week. Sarr will have only trained on Friday with teammates he doesn’t even know. The team was likely already picked up then and the tactics set. No surprise he wasn’t involved at all.
     
  14. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Any excuse to showcase the lovely Kate Bush. Running Up Jacotts Hill........

     
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  15. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Disappointing. Was non existent yesterday. Expected more from a £35m buy.
     
  16. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    In his cameo, I thought he looked our most threatening player.

    The way he brandished that shirt.
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player


    Here’s the 1979 show.

     
  18. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    This lad may need to reach Wuthering Heights to help us.
     
  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Bit worried about his minders though.
     
  20. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    After yesterday’s showing we’ll be running up that hill
     
  21. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Got the longest & loudest applause all afternoon. Probably sat in the stand throughout the match thinking 'My God, what have I done, coming here?'
     
  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Kate’s advice when Kiko goes haring off down the touch line?

    The Kick Inside.
     
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  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    A week from now we’ll all be thinking
    Wow wow wow wow wow wow, unbelievable.
     
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  24. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    after losing 8-0.....I think you could be probably right. :D
     
  25. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    David Bowie (starman).

    Sarr man running down the wing,
    nobody stops him as he bangs another in, all the hornets happy, all the hornets happy, all the hornets happy. Saaaarrrmaaaan (repeat)


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  26. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    Yep. Should have spotted that. Just getting up to speed again ... :eek:
     
  27. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    That's just wrong.
     
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  28. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I wouldn’t bother with a song, he’s gonna be ****
     
  29. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    Could be a bigger hit than the Ighalo one


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  30. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    It is 6 wows with the penultimate one lower.

    V similar to our WATFORD chant.

    Was a youthful Kate inspired by a visit to the Vic?
     
  31. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Sacrilegious.

    But great if Sarr did cultivate a crimson Ziggy feather cut.
     
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  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Is there something of Mick Ronson about the new blonde Bobby P?

    Sarr could do the arm round the shoulder thing & wiggle his forefinger at the camera whenever he scores.

    Or reenact the guitar fellatio pose.
     
  33. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Sir Elton feat. the 1881 official version?
     
  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Chant of the decade.

    And Iggy’s tune could so easily have been the Agadoo one.
     
  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Terrace chant Bowie is a sickening thought.

    Like copping a feel with the Queen.

    However, The Jean Genie readily rewrites itself as The Troy Deeney.
     
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