[SIGNED perm] Ismaila Sarr - club record fee

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Carpster, May 26, 2019.

  1. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    He's slow off the mark full stop. More interesting will be to see if steps up his game or dropped if and when Welbeck is fit for selection
     
  2. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    #imagineif We hadn't done all those stupid interviews.
     
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  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Right again !
     
  4. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Told you. I was right and I will never not remind you of this during other irrelevant discussions.
     
  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Watched this one and was a bit underwhelmed. Prefer Sema.
     
  6. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

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    His most recent fifa card. Potential of 88 for fifa 19. Let’s all watch fifa 20 drop that now he has signed for watford. #conspiracy #antiwatford #youknowitstrue
     
  7. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Very Sema-esque but with pace, skill, ability and end product
     
  8. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    I hope we are all excited for seeing Sarr single handedly bearing every outfield player in a team, getting to the byline and putting in a delicious cross that even the most average of headers could finish - as Troy trundles into the box throwing his arms in the air in disgust...
     
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  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    With Welbeck rolling on the floor in agony behind him.
     
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  10. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes First Year Pro

    Yep video has lots of him falling down and crossing into the box but with no one getting on the end. However looks like he has a lot of pace and can stick it in the back of the net

    We should sign him
     
  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    And Okaka wheezing to just get off the bench and tell Javi he could do better whilst puffing on his inhaler.
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Yes definitely, but not a penny over £5m.
     
  13. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Being reported that Sarr is going on loan to Udinese for a year. Then will join us next season.

    They don't think he's ready yet...
     
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  14. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes First Year Pro

    Not that would be a kick in the nadggers
     
  15. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn First Year Pro

    Nope. On this occasion TVoR has provided a perfect analogy. Of course we'll never know what actually went on between Gino and Rennes over the last ten weeks. But a silly, blue face and an insult doesn't cut it with me. Smacks of bullying for the sake of it.

    You know you can do better. Much better ...
     
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2019
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  16. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    I imagine that’s where Gino started his bidding on June 1st.
     
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  17. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Fixed for you.
     
  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    That would be a turner up for the books.
     
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  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    It’s nowhere near a perfect analogy.

    And to say it’s ‘bullying’ is way off the mark.
    He’s been a forum member for long enough - he knows he’s pushing buttons with the post, he knows better than to bring politics into this section of the forum and then he plays dumb claiming he didn’t even mean to draw the parallel when he clearly did.

    There’s ways to have opposing views without going around being a **** and purposefully antagonistic. And then he kicks off when people bite and demands Mods act instead of looking at his own ridiculous actions.

    The guys a clown.
     
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  20. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    ^ This.

    Tvor knows he's winding people up. Remember the Game of Thrones Thread where he pretty much said one of the biggest spoilers out there? Knew exactly what he was doing and that it would annoy people.
     
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  21. And as for not realising the 'blue silly face' is the classic TVOR sign off - you can do better...
     
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  22. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn First Year Pro

    So what? You can (generally speaking) do so much better than him.
     
  23. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn First Year Pro

    Maybe. Still a perfect analogy. Maybe.
     
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  24. He's not worth any effort. He is a silly old fool. Nothing penetrates his skull.
     
  25. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    Sooo...Ismaila Sarr, record breaking signing. Signed for £30mil. What everyone’s predictions for his first season in the Prem.

    I’m going for;
    10 assists
    7-8 goals
    7 pens won
     
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2019
  26. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

    Does winning a penalty count as an assist? Genuine question as I don't know, 10 assists is quite punchy, I like it?
     
  27. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    Good idea, let’s add that in.
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Will never play for us. Won't get past Sema or Hughes.
     
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  29. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Will score tomorrow.
     
  30. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn First Year Pro

    Well a 'clown' shouldn't be worthy of consideration apart from being 'clownish' then.

    Tangents will always happen. Political or not. It's the way our species communicate. I get p.ssed off when I see stuff (Lloyd?) suggesting that shouldn't happen.

    I hope you'll have noticed that I took him on (TVoR) over the the Irish border thing over which he did make a big deal (arse of himself) over some 'bad word' or other (******?) having been used against him. Then went all whimpy to the mods who, to their shame, appeared to agree to his complaint.

    Anyway, I've been off on an enforced sabbatical for a bit.
     
  31. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Doesn’t look like he’ll ever recover. Troy practically battered him into submission and the bloke went running to play in some second-rate nothing league rather than risk it happening again this season.
     
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  32. Since63

    Since63 Reservist

    “Cruel just like a normal person”
     
  33. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Reservist

    Off the bench. He won't start.
     
  34. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I imagine closest we’ll get to seeing him is walking round the pitch with a scarf being presented as a our record signing.
     
  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I tempered it from ‘my side of the Rookery’.

    Thought about ‘the WD18 postcode’.

    But isn’t it, in these shiftless times, ‘the whole ******* country’?
     

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