[NOT HAPPENING] Islam Slimani

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Pob, Aug 15, 2017.

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  1. Pob

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  2. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Squad Player

    Not good enough for fester ,not good enough for us , I suppose if cheap enough ,does this mean Troy is off?
     
  3. Pob

    Pob Reservist

    PS Apologies to any inadvertent offence to certain religious Hornet chapters. It was an unintentional error linking a major global religion to a pork based product for which I apologise. It was probably a beef type of salami anyway. I can't seem to edit it. Really sorry.
     
  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Racist.
     
  5. Pob

    Pob Reservist

    I suspect it's rubbish. The only thing semi plausible thing is the prior link to Silva.
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Sexist
     
  7. Dusbero

    Dusbero First Year Pro

    Salamist
     
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  8. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    Racist pig, presumably.
     
  9. Pob

    Pob Reservist

    I quite like salamis although they do tend to smell and take our jobs and ironically benefits as well whilst at the same time keeping the NHS running.

    Wouldn't I be a religious bigot or maybe an anti-theist?
     
  10. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Should be reported.

    If this post gets 10 likes, I'll do it.
     
  11. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    No thanks.

    I am confident I speak for all Watford fans when I say I am incredibly proud of the fact we are the most staunchly Christian club in the premier league, and the absolute last thing we need is one of "their sort" in the changing room disrupting things by praying to mecca, and fasting at all hours of the day etc.

    Our ancestors didn't spill their blood in the holy crusades just to allow mediocre footballers like this play for Watford FC.
     
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  12. Dusbero

    Dusbero First Year Pro

    You sound like a Luton fan.
     
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  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Are you telling porkies ?
     
  14. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Hellllll naaaah.

    Plus he has the most oxymoron name ever. Salami is haram ffs.
     
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  15. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

    IMO he's a good player & the club were reported to be after him before he went to Lesta. Do we need another striker though? Probably not unless one of Troy or Okaka is offski
     
  16. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    That's a made up name right?
     
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  17. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Deeney would eat him alive.
     
  18. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    This bloke?
    [​IMG]

    Got an attitude issue. It's a no from me.
     
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  19. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

    He's a bit of an animal. I'm not sure which bit though.
     
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  20. Medio

    Medio Academy Graduate

    No thanks. Would be £30 million + for a 29 year old striker who hasn't cut it and is a waste of a player on the pitch
     
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  21. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Sportwitness


    Again


    [​IMG]
     
  22. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Whilst I doubt the source of this rumour, it does bring some things into perspective. Quite a lot of our fans were raving about the likes of Ghezzal or even more so couldn't wait for us to sign Carrillo off the back of a decent season a few years ago at Sporting. Wasn't Slimani very prolific at the very same Sporting team and more recently? But yet he's a 'waste of a player on the pitch' off the back of an indifferent few months at Leicester - where let's face it, they won't drop Vardy for anyone.

    Not saying it was yourself raving about Carrillo by the way...

    Edit: I know Slimani plays in a difference position to Ghezzal/Carrillo. It was more the other argument I was pointing to!
     
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  23. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Religion of set piece
     
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  24. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I'd rather Christian Baloney
     
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  25. goldenstate-goldenboy

    goldenstate-goldenboy First Year Pro

    I thought Slimani was decent the few times I've seen him play. Don't know why we'd be in for him unless one of Deeney or Okaka was on their way, or if he can play as a winger. I don't think he can, at least not that I've heard.
     
  26. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Alternatively from Leicester we could go for Shinto Hock&Sake
     
  27. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Sikh Fritters could make a good back-up left back to Holebas
     
  28. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Also from the Championship, so would Arian Saucisson
     
  29. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings First Year Pro

    He was deemed a heretic many years ago.
     
  30. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    'Best bit of frontier gibberish I've heard in a long time!'
     
  31. Pob

    Pob Reservist

    Ahh the desperation to be liked. Difficult childhood?
     
  32. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    A new laughable theme on this forum of which I'm parodying.

    Which you'd probably know if you weren't desperately trying to be 'controversial' on a football messageboard.

    Difficult adulthood?
     
  33. Pob

    Pob Reservist

    Yes quite a difficult adulthood.

    I'd actually liked your post.
     
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  34. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I get so confused between those who hate me and those who fake hate me that good people like yourself get lost in the mix.
     
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  35. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Close, but not quite the most oxymoronic Muslim name

    Mohammettan Homosexualpigeatingshellfishandcommittingusury who plays for Hamburg is worse.
     
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