[CONFIRMED] Isidre Ramon

https://mobile.twitter.com/gerardromero/status/1012440805095731201

According to this guy Isidre Ramon has left Barca to join us. He has been on the back room staff for 9 years if I’m guessing right. Supposedly a tactical analyst.

 

What have Barcelona got to teach us about tactics?

 

They score away goals.

I’m in.

 

They buy tremendous players. That would be the first tactical stroke of genius.

 

How can we possibly know what to think without the forum’s Barca supporter to tell us?

 

Clearly this is the reason he is no longer posting. Can't work for Watford FC and enlighten the forums with privileged insider info at the same time.

It all fits. HB1 is coming home.

 

They wrote very short songs.
Replacement for Z Cars?

 

Has the nickname 'Razor' apparently.

Wears gold chains and if something happen to his gold, something gonna happen to you.

 

The name is almost an anagram for Insider Anon. Welcome back HB1. Your secret is safe with us. No-one reads this forum.

 

Is he the fox in the box we've been looking for?

 

Probably too busy on his private plane

 

They'll be struggling to get less lyrics than Z Cars

 

Fewer.

 

I feel you, it's bloody hot.

 

Thank you. That is appreciated. You grammar nazi scum.

 

It's also alleged that he oozes machismo

 

Don't we all? (With about four exceptions, obviously)

 

Just wish you'd got less likes.

 

Fewer likes.

 

Did I do it again? Bugger.

 

If you can count it, then it’s fewer.

Fewer apples. Fewer beans. Fewer coins. Fewer chips.

If it’s abstract/ hypothetical then it’s less.

Less hope. Less understanding. Less Holebas defending.

That sort of thing.

 

Less is more.

Next time we will discuss much and many.

 

You must still be in Barbados or severely jet lagged.

 

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's fewer likely to not be VOR.

 

So in summary we wish for;
Less Holebas defending
Fewer Holebases (if that's the plural of Holebas)

 

* Holebai

 

Is Cholevai accepted?

Does Holebas mean anything?

 

And the collective noun for a group of Holebai is a 'crotch', as in 'a crotch of Holebai'.

 

The collective noun for a group of hornets is a "bike".

 

If he stops doing those crappy adverts trying to sell Sky packages then I'm in.

 

This guy has already left to join Luis Enrique's Spain team apparently.... After 1 month of being here.Worse loyalty than Silva... lol

 

Wait, so we've lost Jesus Casas and now this guy to Enrique's backroom team? I can sort of get the first one going but Ramon only started work here on 1 July. He even has a profile on the official site:

https://www.watfordfc.com/teams/first-team/isidre-ramon-madir

Gracia must be fuming.

 

Where is this reported?

 

https://www.sport-english.com/en/ne...ing-for-spain-is-a-premier-league-man-6962609