Isaac Success

As was Revolution 9. They don`t play it much today though.

 

BABTRIDGE!!!!!!!

Stop getting Partridge wrong!

 

Oh dear, your correct. What I said makes no sense whatsoever!

 

Has he got a song yet?

 

We need to wait for another club to make one up that will fit his name.

 

I don;t normally do this but:

Success express?
[video=youtube;IpeRShWMdYM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpeRShWMdYM[/video]

 

Flown to Spain to have his injury assessed according to this http://www.allnigeriasoccer.com/read_news.php?nid=20856#.WA9azFl-0e0.twitter

 

Our National Health service must be rapidly deteriorating if you have to go to Spain to get an appointment to see a consultant!

 

He wanted to go at the weekend so had no choice.

 

Success has his own record label, primarily to promote his best friend Trazyx, I think.

[video=youtube;zKrUPdjzZ6U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKrUPdjzZ6U[/video]

Best of luck, Isaac, but don't forget your day job.

Not my scene, but my age may have something to do with that! You can't beat a bit of ZZTop in my view! :

 

Tuuuuuune

 

Maybe it's best you never do it again...

 

You said you don't particularly like ZZ Top.

 

It's hard work getting a referral out of a GP these days

 

I'm my biggest fan

 

Success injury update

Our advanced medical team have got to bottom of young Isaac's woes:

http://africanfootball.com//news/67...e-behind-Isaac-Success-injury-woes-at-Watford

 

That's easily sorted

Get a white witch to run around Stonehenge naked a couple of times, have sex with a chicken then slaughter a pig...

 

Will it also sort Ighalo's form out, or is the solution to that a little more esoteric?

 

Oh dear!

Time for Barry Fry?

 

Meet our new Head of Medical...

 

I think this article is fake as it doesn't state 'Success is out for three weeks.'

 

Brilliant how in this culture we're happy to laugh at these backward beliefs, but Christianity and other major religions are accepted as perfectly normal...

 

If his deal was based on 'pay as you play' I'm sure he'd have managed a few extra games so far..

 

This appearsbto be illegal in Nigeria so needs to be reported to the Authorities!


http://infoguidenigeria.com/crimes-you-didnt-know/

 

Walter is hinting he will be asking someone who is not fully fit to play through the pain barrier tonight, could it be Success? I think other candidates could be Zunigga or maybe Amrabat?

I hope it's Amrabat as we are about to lose him for up to 6 weeks anyway, so if he breaks down it would not make much difference to the squad.

 

I laugh at most religion

 

[video=youtube;wWV6ZBWu-ys]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWV6ZBWu-ys[/video]

 

My witch doctor told me the only cure for Success's injuries is for Meister to give up beer and go to matches

 

Let's face it, we couldn't do much worse.

 

Success' mum has weighed into the debate with a somewhat confusing defence of her son, where she seems to suggest it was not the local witches who used the "juju" but that it might have been the journalists writing smack about his injury. But then she doesn't think that juju can trump God's power anyway.

http://allnigeriasoccer.com/read_news.php?nid=21593

 

That's the answer!

 

Errmmm... did you read down to number 9 in that article? Learn something new every day!

 

Yeah cos recent performances are really selling it to me.
I'm actually considering not even watching on telly now.

Oh and I've just made 40 pints of homebrew so that aint happening either.

 

I knew it wouldn't be long until Trump was blamed.