Is this the worst Watford team of ALL TIME?

"....quite well" too.
My money is on the ex Wimbledon player's mum.
Over to you RD.

 

She was the first person I spoke to each morning for 5 years.

The receptionist at work.

 

Indeed, it was.

Mid 90s so our one was still a kid.

Sandra’s son was The Scott Fitzgerald (Footballer Not The Writer).

 

Marzipan is very disappointing flavour, especially as an icing and yet the humble Bakewell tart (which is frangipane, not marzipan but they’re flavoured in the same way) is a thing of real beauty. Do you agree? I’m prepared to cut marzipan some slack is all.

Almond flavoured liquors are pretty good too. I don’t get what they do to marzipan though to make it so sickly and weird.

In summary and after much consideration, Watford is still worse than marzipan.

 

So you had an affair with your receptionist at work ? High risk strategy.

 

And she was in her 90s ? This just gets worse.....

 

But guarantees a parking space.

 

I don't like any cakes with mustard in...

 

I’ll take that.

Hard on marzipan, soft on the causes of marzipan.

 

Except, of course, a fussy eater.

 

When you put it like that, this isn't just the worse Watford side of all time, it's possibly the worse of any team.

 

The world was a better place pre-1881.

 

This squad has to be the most arty-farty, namby-pamby, hoity-toity, wishy-washy, lardy-dardy, sun-dried tomato salad eating bunch I've ever witnessed. They need to give it a bit of steel and stop fannying about on the pitch.

 

Marmite and coconut are of course both much worse.

 

Coconut? Are you nuts? It's delicious!

 

If raw coconut, he's right. But marmite ? He's a ****ing lunatic.

 

Marmite, you must be joking, it's delicious.
Recon you where thinking of peanut butter.

 

Yep - peanut butter and sandwich spread (is there still such a thing?) are the pits - along with coconut and marmite.
Only salvation for coconut is in a thai curry where you do not actually taste it.
Bovril is the acceptable replacement for marmite.

 

You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

 

He is. But not as bad as sprouts or marzipan.

 

I'm with you on sprouts. I don't object to marzipan, it's just a bit meh.

 

Love sprouts. Marzipan, meh. Nothing is bad as peanut butter. Evil stuff

 

At last - another human being.
Seeing the evil things some posters like on here I now know why they are so misguided.

 

Dr Pepper anyone?

 

If you were old enough (!!) you would know it is Sergeant Pepper

 

I am certainly "old enough" and had the original LP - sadly it vanished in a house move years ago. I have the CD though - not quite the same thing, however.

It's a great album. Great is not the word I would apply to Dr Pepper. It tastes like mouthwash and is the worst fizzy drink I have ever had the misfortune to imbibe - and I have drunk Irn-Bru.

 

Ha ha - remembered your age from "not another place". I still have both the vinyl and CD copies.

 

Stoke was my first ever away game. Was our own mini version of Leicesters great end to a season and taking that form into the new season

Chamberlain,
Doyley, DeMerit (Cox 74), Cullip, Chambers,
Young, Mahon (Bangura 30), Blizzard, Bouazza (McNamee 86),
Helguson, Dyer.

 

I have hopped in my Tardis and popped forward in time to see if I can answer this for you.

Yes, this is the worst team ever by the end of the season (like you hadn't guessed!).

But don't worry, there's far worse to come after Ellington becomes manager and Paul Mayo and Keith Dublin buy the club from the Pozzos in 2027....

 

It's hard to describe just how poor this side was and how turgid the football was

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992–93_Watford_F.C._season

 

Not saying you're wrong but that team scored more than most in that league despite finishing 16th. Only 2 teams conceded more. Sounds bloody exciting !

 

Rotherham I remember for announcing to all around me that Ashley Young was too skinny and would never make it.
I know my onions