Is this the worst Watford team of ALL TIME?

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by ITK platypus, Aug 12, 2019.


Worst Watford side of ALL TIME?

  1. Yes

    4 vote(s)
  2. Very much so

    12 vote(s)
  3. Possibly not (give detailed reason)

    24 vote(s)
  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    "....quite well" too.
    My money is on the ex Wimbledon player's mum.
    Over to you RD.
  2. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Nothing is worse than liquorice (apart from, maybe, marzipan).
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  3. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Also, voted before I read the OP and clocked who had started the thread.
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    She was the first person I spoke to each morning for 5 years.

    The receptionist at work.
  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Indeed, it was.

    Mid 90s so our one was still a kid.

    Sandra’s son was The Scott Fitzgerald (Footballer Not The Writer).
  6. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Marzipan is very disappointing flavour, especially as an icing and yet the humble Bakewell tart (which is frangipane, not marzipan but they’re flavoured in the same way) is a thing of real beauty. Do you agree? I’m prepared to cut marzipan some slack is all.

    Almond flavoured liquors are pretty good too. I don’t get what they do to marzipan though to make it so sickly and weird.

    In summary and after much consideration, Watford is still worse than marzipan.
  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    So you had an affair with your receptionist at work ? High risk strategy.
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    And she was in her 90s ? This just gets worse.....
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    But guarantees a parking space.
  10. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Nope, don't like Bakewell tarts; frangipane doesn't cut the mustard with me either. Like almonds, like sugared almonds but cannot stand marzipan or anything with similar flavouring. Since it's you, I will offer a compromise - Watford is as bad as marzipan. That's my final offer.
  11. Since63

    Since63 Reservist

    I don't like any cakes with mustard in...
  12. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I’ll take that.

    Hard on marzipan, soft on the causes of marzipan.
  13. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Except, of course, a fussy eater.
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  14. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    When you put it like that, this isn't just the worse Watford side of all time, it's possibly the worse of any team.
  15. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The world was a better place pre-1881.
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  16. Stuey

    Stuey Reservist

    This squad has to be the most arty-farty, namby-pamby, hoity-toity, wishy-washy, lardy-dardy, sun-dried tomato salad eating bunch I've ever witnessed. They need to give it a bit of steel and stop fannying about on the pitch.
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  17. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    Marmite and coconut are of course both much worse.
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  18. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Coconut? Are you nuts? It's delicious!
  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    If raw coconut, he's right. But marmite ? He's a ****ing lunatic.
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  20. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Marmite, you must be joking, it's delicious.
    Recon you where thinking of peanut butter.
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  21. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    Yep - peanut butter and sandwich spread (is there still such a thing?) are the pits - along with coconut and marmite.
    Only salvation for coconut is in a thai curry where you do not actually taste it.
    Bovril is the acceptable replacement for marmite.
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  22. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    You, sir, are worse than Hitler.
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    He is. But not as bad as sprouts or marzipan.
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  24. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    I'm with you on sprouts. I don't object to marzipan, it's just a bit meh.
  25. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Love sprouts. Marzipan, meh. Nothing is bad as peanut butter. Evil stuff
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  26. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    At last - another human being.
    Seeing the evil things some posters like on here I now know why they are so misguided.
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  27. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    Dr Pepper anyone?
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  28. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    If you were old enough (!!) you would know it is Sergeant Pepper :)
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  29. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    I am certainly "old enough" and had the original LP - sadly it vanished in a house move years ago. I have the CD though - not quite the same thing, however.

    It's a great album. Great is not the word I would apply to Dr Pepper. It tastes like mouthwash and is the worst fizzy drink I have ever had the misfortune to imbibe - and I have drunk Irn-Bru.
  30. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    Ha ha - remembered your age from "not another place". I still have both the vinyl and CD copies.
  31. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    Stoke was my first ever away game. Was our own mini version of Leicesters great end to a season and taking that form into the new season

    Doyley, DeMerit (Cox 74), Cullip, Chambers,
    Young, Mahon (Bangura 30), Blizzard, Bouazza (McNamee 86),
    Helguson, Dyer.
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  32. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    I have hopped in my Tardis and popped forward in time to see if I can answer this for you.

    Yes, this is the worst team ever by the end of the season (like you hadn't guessed!).

    But don't worry, there's far worse to come after Ellington becomes manager and Paul Mayo and Keith Dublin buy the club from the Pozzos in 2027....
  33. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Not saying you're wrong but that team scored more than most in that league despite finishing 16th. Only 2 teams conceded more. Sounds bloody exciting !
  35. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Rotherham I remember for announcing to all around me that Ashley Young was too skinny and would never make it.
    I know my onions
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