Internet 'Trolls' to be Banned from Public Life

In another fabulous policy initiative, Mrs May and her brave gang of Brexiteers have announced that they intend to BAN anyone found guilty of ever saying ANYTHING nasty to anyone else on the internet will be banned, barred and prohibited from ever holding any public office, such as a councillor or MP.

For life!

It's the only language these internet trolls understand. Fancy being rude to the rich and powerful on the internet - how dare they? Shutting them up permanently seems a very understated reaction really. I'd be in favour of stringin' 'em up personally. Zero tolerance. Smack of firm government. Only language etc.

I don't care who wants to go back through all my posts ever on Rivals and Whoreyprawns and anywhere else I've ever posted, they'll find not a single unkind word said to anybody ever. Every single one of my posts have been perfumed with jasmine.

OK I might once have told a QPR fan to stick a feather in his hat, but that should only exclude me from ever being a school governor or applying for a council house. Nothing more than that...

 

Why is it only directed at those being rude to "the rich and famous" ?
The fact that the guilty will be banned from being a councillor or MP suggests the likely targets are the rich and powerful themselves ?

 

She is dreadful.

By instinct, a big state, central control, anti enterprise socialist.

Can we now please end this disastrous liberal experiment?

 

It makes you think.

Is this what happened to HB1?

One word too many out of place to 424 & the Westminster mods intervened?

Sentenced to life on a Canadian message board discussing maple syrup pricing, back bacon & Wayne Gretzky.

 

Love a good troll, the subtle ones of course, not hate speech or bullying etc. Ken M is up there. Trolling is an art form if done correctly and without malice.