Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 27, 2020.
Recording the MGM Lion's roar
Ali talks a potential suicide down
Adolf Hitler is shown the proposed new VW Beetle
Billy the Kid
Bison skulls to be used for fertiliser
Cuban tyrant Fulgencio Batista takes dinner with US gangster Meyer Lansky and terrified looking Moll.
Frank Bruno meets the Yorkshire Ripper, with Jimmy Saville watching on.
Sitting Bull and Buffalo Bill
Reg Varney - the first person in the UK to use a cash machine. 1967.
Man U v Arsenal 1926
You'll never top that one Clive. Reg Varney!
If you look carefully, you can see Bournemouth getting a penalty in the background.
The Brady Bunch meet the Jackson 5.
The Jackson Three ?
Apparently when the guys got down to talking business, she was given $20 and told to go and wander round the shops and buy herself something pretty. The term "Shopping Moll" was born.
Reason; Dad joke.
The first time lightning was ever caught on camera, captured by William Jennings in 1882.
My partner was out riding her horse when she was young and passed out for some reason, stone cold. It walked two miles with her back to the stables, no one else riding with them, which is pretty cool.
Personally I’m terrified of the massive bastards.
Many years ago I went out with a girl who had a horse. We went to a show and I was sat on the floor near it when it started bobbing its head up and down and smacked me right on the head. They are so big and powerful and it was agony. I broke the peace of the upper class event by screaming "you f***ing c**t" at the beast.
But what did you say to the horse?
Ha! *****, the lot of them.
Her’s was ex army, nothing spooked it apparently. I asked if she ever asked him about his time in the army and if he just looked over her shoulder into the distance and whispered ‘....the horror’
She didn’t get the reference.
Deeney actually scoring a goal.
Shire horses are very agreeable characters. Gentle giants Filbert. Rarer than gnats teeth now but being preserved by various societies. Possible descendants of the destrier warhorses of the medieval period.
Exciting the vast crowd!
Something that the pandemic will have perfectly prepared him and the team for next season. Playing in empty stadiums despite crowd restrictions being eased.
I 'ate you (Paul) Butler!
First ever photo of the earth from space.
Walking home drunk one night in deepest North Devon during my glory days as a surf bum, I decided to take a shortcut through some fields. It was one of those nights where the fog rolls in from the sea, thicker than the gravy Aidy Boothroyd pours on his Sunday roast.
I could hardly see my hands in front of my face. All I could hear was the sound of horses breathing loudly, clip-clopping around me. It was genuinely terrifying. I was convinced one of them was going to eat me.
And did they?