Illness After Astra Zeneca Vaccine ?

RIP Clive.
For a commie, you were OK. Well almost.

 

You've mis-read the instructions.

 

I had the AZ one and felt fine apart from a sore arm where the missus punched me.

A colleague had one on Monday, and is quite bad and she is a leftie. Maybe it is all part of the conspiracy, it only affects lefties?

 

It's the Britishness of the vaccine causing a reaction. No doubt about it.

 

Moderna.

 

How have you been since the jab?

 

I had the Astra Zeneca jab yesterday morning. Sore arm today and a headache, but the latter might just have been down to the red wine last night.

 

No response. Worrying.

 

Had the AZ vaccine yesterday..... no ill effects so far

 

Fine , but some minor side effects that involved wearing excessively baggy trousers , Church’s brogues and a predilection to mild recreational homosexuality.

 

Well, I had a bit of a sore arm the day after and felt a bit heady. After our felling of forest, I retired to lie down and listen to the football on the radio (ha!). It was dark when I woke up...

But probably the worst side effect has been a crippling attack of chronic flatulence.

 

Yes, admittedly, there are many other things which also give me regular attacks of debilitating flatulence. It must be an allergy I reckon. I should have a blue badge.

 

A bit like this?

 

Had the Pfizer on Sunday, the side effects are troubling. Having been watching oompah bands on U Tube most of this morning, and insatiable cravings for Bratwurst and Erdinger. Fear going to sleep now in case of erotic dreams involving Merkel

 

I think you're meant to put it on bread or toast.

 

Had the AZ on Saturday. Only very minor effects experienced: about 15 minutes of feeling really cold soon after going to bed, followed by feeling very hot for the next hour or so, followed by occasional stomach cramps for a few hours. And also feeling noticeably more tired by about 9.30pm for about 3 days. Since then, absolutely fine.

 

Puzzling since Pfizer is an American company.

 

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me too

 

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well thats something i can never unsee, its burnt into my retina.

 

It's not just unsafe for work, I would suggest...

 

That's not a good photo but I think she was quite foxy in her youth:

There's rumour that a copy of the 1st photo was blutacked onto a door at Brize Norton once when she flew in. She took it down, stared at it, began giggling and muttered something that loosely translates as "Those were the days" before pinning it back on the door...

 

Jabbed today, so I will let you know how I fe

 

Felt pretty rough for last 24 hrs esp overnight. Cracking headache and temperature. Pretty much gone now. To be expected given I'd had the virus before so had some resistance already pre vaccination.

 

Shorthand for the Pfizer BioNTech Covid 19 vaccine, created by BioNTech at its Mainz laboratory. As Mainz is Watford’s German twin town, I suppose we can take credit.

And of course Pfizer was founded by two German migrants to the USA

 

Some people have had issues with blood clots after taking AZ. Yikes!

 

You think governments are “scaremongering”?

 

I'm being really lazy but could you give some numbers highlighting the relative risks:

OAZ: 30/5000000 = 0.0006%
C19:?
Normal life:?