[SIGNED perm] Ignacio Pussetto

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by DrewH, Dec 27, 2019.

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  1. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Can't say I've seen him play but here's what someone on Reddit said (who does):

     
  2. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Apologies, I didn't mean people had made it up, I worded the sentence poorly. £15m, if correct, does seem a lot of money. I'm more interested in why he's not playing
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    If he's only capable of 15 goals a season he can **** the right off..
     
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  4. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    Straight to warm the bench of a Belgian club. He's never going to set foot in Hertfordshire.
     
  5. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    He sounds like Amrabat, which I think is a decent fit for this squad/our predicament
     
  6. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    He really didn't.
     
  7. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I've never even heard of this dud. Get rid as soon as he signs say I.
     
  8. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    It's another Pozzo-to-Pozzo transfer, the fee means sod all.

    They probably didn't even care that much about the player, just wanted to move some dosh around.
     
  9. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    If that's what Gonzalo 'Pity' Martinez is capable of managing, then I'd love to know what kind of stats Gonzalo 'Miracle' Martinez is capable of.
     
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  10. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    We should sing this from the Cornetto advert.

    Just one Pussetto, from Udinese
    Giraldi's wet dream, from Italy.
     
  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Inaccurate.

    Everyone knows Giraldi’s wet dream is signing our existing ageing defenders to new contracts.
     
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  12. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Sounds more like a signing to fit in with the Pozzo accountant's tax liability planning strategy to me
     
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  13. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Just one Pussetto, from Italy
    15 million smuggled off our balance sheet, with that obviously inflated fee
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Which would make sense if we were making profits and paying taxes....
     
  15. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Doubt it from a Watford perspective.

    1) we have £53m brought forward tax losses
    2) player costs are amortised over length of contract in any case.

    Might be to solve some cashflow issues though. Or I suppose to crystallise a gain at Udinese if there is some Italian tax loss that expires soon for some obscure reason.
     
  16. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Anyway, he just met NP, wet his pants and got back on the plane to Italy. Not happening.
     
  17. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Best to apply the Zaphod Beeblebrox method and have a year dead for tax purposes.
     
  18. HenryHooter

    HenryHooter First Year Pro

    That was Hotblack Desiato IIRC.
     
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  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Once again, ignoring our desperate defensive, wafer thin options to add an expensive substitute. Great work Grimaldi.
     
  20. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    It’s ok he makes more tackles than most forward players, slot right in to left back for the u-23’s


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  21. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Sounds good. Sign him up.
     
  22. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Realaletits would be better in my opinion.
     
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2020
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  23. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    and we don't make profits because......
     
  24. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Primarily because wages and operating expenses are 90% of turnover. Player amortisation is already £40m per annum. Adding an extra £3m per annum by buying Pussetto is a drop in the ocean.
     
  25. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    If you like your hoppy beers you are likely to develop these.
     
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  26. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Don't like my beers too hoppy, prefer the darker or Ruby malty ones. Still you are right though, could do without the man boobs.
     
  27. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    He's a clown alright Giraldi. Pussetto should have been brought in when he was at Huracan. We still do not scout Argentina enough and could have had some bargains. We still need defensive replacements too.
     
  28. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Me too, IPA's are the bane of real ale. Too many competitors trying to out hop each other.
     
  29. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Reservist

    All we ever needed was an Amrabat with a final ball - I’m in
     
  30. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    If, as reported, he's a replacement in the squad for Success than this is a massive upgrade.

    I've never seen him play, nor watched a YouTube highlights video, nor read anything about him or even heard of him yet I have never been so certain of anything.
     
  31. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Can't beat Fullers ESB. :)
     
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  32. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    I stand corrected.
    Great name. Not as good as Zaphod but good nonetheless.
    What's new pussycat?
     
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  33. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Pussetto on his way.

    [​IMG]
     
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  34. Hope we're giving away a free Andre Gray with this deal
     
  35. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Apparently this was confirmed today on Udinese TV (yeah, me neither)
     
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