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Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Cthulhu, May 10, 2019.

  1. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    3rd
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I’m the 20th.

    Lady Di was the 1st.
     
  3. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Academy Graduate

    Still think some kind of pre match foul play or bribery is the way to go. The big man upstairs's inbox is so full these days, seems like he's more concerned about his Instagram presence.
     
  4. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Academy Graduate

    Are u talking about the order of Prince Charles' sexual partners after he married Diana?
     
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  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Onion was the one he always talked about.
     
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  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Maybe a Latin motto, incorrectly spelt, in a crisp gothic script.
     
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  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    How many blank spaces will you leave alongside it?
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Do it anyway.

    If we lose, just say you're Citeh fan.
     
  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    For 44 years something has bugged me about that song.

    "If a man could be two places at one time
    I'd be with you tomorrow and today"

    Surely that's one place, two times rather than 2 places at one time ????
     
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  11. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Biggest is best ;)
     
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  12. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Technically as the solar system moves through space you are never in the same place twice. And there has never been a scientific experiment that proves the existence of time. So he is hedging his bets
     
  13. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    Surely it could be argued that a location could be defined as a distance and direction from a reference point?
    As such regardless of the theorised infinite expansion of space from a singular starting point, a location will not move unless it or it's reference reference point was moving at a different pace and or direction.
    Technically unless the authors reference point was not of this earth he would be able to return to place (relative to reference point)~ fairly easily.

    If his initial reference point was the centre of the universe (fixed) then it would be possible to return to the same point at a later time although as everything will have moved away from the centre of universe durign he lapsed time it would look different.

    If there is an understanding with respect to the speed of expansion, return to the same point can even be determined by using an adjusted distance from a moving reference point.

    It's all relative and mine are as thick as mince so this is probably all wrong.
     
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  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Did she though? I remember hundreds asking for it and her teasing it for ages, but I'm 99%sure she did not.
     
  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    You're very much the People's Forumite of are harts xx
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Go Greek
     
  17. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

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    Actually, neither is me but a stunning likeness.

    Was she our Harriet?
     
  19. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings Academy Graduate

    Probably wake the whole street up. The neighbours won't be happy as it will be 6 o'clock on Sunday morning.
     
  20. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney First Year Pro

    Cholevas or Holebas?

    Perhaps the latter. My predictive text makes the former 'cholera' which would be a tricky tat to explain in case of an error
     
  21. Perhaps it relates to a former Chinese lover No Hing, who wasn't a very nice person?
     
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  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    So he regrets nohing No Hing ?
     
  23. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Wasn't No Hing played by Telly Savalas in the movie 'Hu Loves You Baby'?
     
  24. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Pretty sure "Troy" can be a unisex name. But it's a lovely thing to do.

    For me, I don't know. I think just letting it sink in will take a few hours, days, months. I will almost def celebrate with a bottle and a Pukka Pie (the football fan fave). I might see if
    Lawro wants to join us too - see if he can manage his slice of humble pie. Might need
    a big plate though, he tips us to lose and go down... must be hard to see that leauge table with us not in the relegation slots again.
     
  25. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north First Year Pro

    Pond is looking murky...

    Screenshot_20190518_120909.jpg
     
  26. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    I can see the entertainment value of going down to the pond to watch other people jump in it.
     
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  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Indeed, I plan on doing that.
     
  28. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Whoever thought this "imagine if" marketing campaign was a good idea has hopefully been given the boot. Just awful
     
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  29. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun First Year Pro

    #imagineif Sergio Aguero had been playing
     
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  30. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    I'd avoid the Watford FC Twitter account. They carried it on after the game and got ruthlessly destroyed by fans of just about every other team in the replies.

    We will never live this down. Every team next season will bang on about it.
     
  31. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    At least i dont have to get a tattoo
     
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