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Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Cthulhu, May 10, 2019.

  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Normal Sunday for you then
     
  2. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    I tend to doggy paddle/flail when I swim on my front.
     
  3. The PozzMan

    The PozzMan Squad Player

    Got given a spare ticket to last years cup final, which was the last time I saw my uncle before he suddenly passed last year. Wasn’t a Watford fan, Chelsea for his sins, but for out of pure coincidence a quiet moment of reflection either way.
     
  4. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    No, Sundays are workdays for me.

    Busiest day of the week for a priest.
     
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  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    How long do you budget for a crafty hand shandy?

    Surely time for a 10 minuter, if not the full Busby Berkeley production number.
     
  6. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Cheers but i cant claim to have written it. It was Mr Kipling*



    * i got it :)
     
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  7. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    I’ll be so smashed that it’s entirely possible that I won’t know we have actually won
     
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  8. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    I’ll begin preparations for navigating the fine line between too-drunk to fly, but drunk enough to sleep through the 9 hour journey home on Sunday morning.
     
  9. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    If we win the FA Cup Ill be booking a weekend off for it. Might even treat myself to a romantic, long weekend, city stop, breakaway.
     
  10. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    You need to defo record the game so next day you can watch it afresh, for the "first time".
     
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    If we lose, you might treat yourself to a little ‘me time’, or rather ‘you time’.
     
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  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Optimistic that you’ll get within 10 miles of the airport.
     
  13. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Same here. Did the same at Brighton. I’m 46 but I just can’t help it.
     
  14. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I'm sitting/standing so near the front it's entirely possible that I won't know we have actually won.
     
  15. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Why?
     
  16. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    This is confusing - I thought I was 'me'. You're saying it was you, or him. And what about Bertie?
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Penaranda?
     
  18. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Going by his hair, I would guess he thinks of himself in the third person. Maybe not.
     
  19. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Just keep believing we have, and you'll have a lovely time - until the Europa League fixtures come out
     
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  20. sdc_watford

    sdc_watford First Year Pro

    I shall be joining the crying masses, then back to Watford for an evening to eclipse that of the post Bolton Playoff final. There will be drinking and farting and hopefully that bird in the Wetherspoons will get her norks out again. Then home for the kids waking up on Sunday morning to slur out we bloody well did it followed by collapsing face down on the stairs.
     
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  21. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Stunning.
     
  22. Siohmy

    Siohmy Reservist

    Obviously getting completely hammered anywhere that serves alcohol, even if that is the nearest off license but not before logging onto Molineux Mix to post a reply full of HaHaHaHa..... and tell them to cancel their planned Europa League qualifying trips because I’m petty like that.

    Special mention to the arrogant arse who posted our last 10 results v Man City.

    Unfortunately have a feeling we’ll be on the receiving end of relentless mocking and those scum up the road posting **** like “we’re coming to get you” now they are in the nosebleed seats next season.


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  23. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    I’d send this to my Wolves supporting mate:

    Well done on 7th.
    Got your passport ready?
    Oh ...
    :eek::) :D


    (And a couple more choice iPhone emojis ...)
     
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  24. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    if we are 3 or 4-0 down at half time, who will go home?
     
  25. sdc_watford

    sdc_watford First Year Pro

    Hopefully City.
     
  26. Siohmy

    Siohmy Reservist

    And miss “Always look on the bright side of life”? Not a chance.


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  27. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Might leave10 mins early to beat the crowds
     
  28. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    I have made a bet that if we win i will get my first tattoo at the age of 55. Am thinking of a picture of the cup with the date under it
     
  29. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    This does hinge on how old you are now.

    If 55, fair play.

    If 22, you're playing a long game.
     
  30. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    55 unfortunately, 56 in july so have only a 6 week window to choose my design
     
  31. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    You?
     
  32. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    I will stay to acknowledge my heroes especially José who I’m sure will play like a man possessed after having his red rescinded.

    I stayed after the Wet Spam game but it was a bit of a damp squib to be honest.

    The best part was Gomie giving a pep talk on how the final will be difficult but not impossible.
    Nothing is impossible if you have faith.
    So I’m praying for a win.
     
  33. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    2 years ahead of you.

    Can you divulge the day?
     
  34. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I'd like to say yes, but you can't leave a cup final early... We'll see.
     
  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Holebas might beat you to it.
     
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