Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Cthulhu, May 10, 2019.

  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    If we win the cup.
    We won’t, we really won’t.... But if we did pull off a miracle and win.

    What will you do?

    I’ll go for a jump in either the pond or the local river

    What would you do to celebrate ?
    Last edited: May 10, 2019
  2. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Same as semi final. Would sit down. Let it sink in. Nod to myself. Take the bin out.
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  3. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    I don't think we will win. But I would genuinely give anything to see us win it, anything.
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  4. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    Send a few pictures to all the c*nts I've met recently who said we're going to get spanked thinking they're derrin fecking brown.
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  5. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    I will kill myself as it would be the final sign that reality isnt real.
  6. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I reckon I'd be so excited I'd drop my laptop and miss troy going up for the cup.
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  7. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    I would tell my wife she is driving home from the station and take Wembley and a few pints in!
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  8. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun First Year Pro

    I'd call my soon-to-be first-born.... Troy.
  9. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too...

    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master. If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two impostors just the same...

    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone,
    And so hold on when there is nothing in you except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

    If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Horn, my son!
  10. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    We're playing 4-4 ******* 2.
  11. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney First Year Pro

    Beat me to the Kipling...
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  12. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney First Year Pro

    I will hug anyone in range.

    And then sing bad 70s hits for an hour if they play them over the PA as is traditional...
  13. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Ha! Perfect.
  14. Mazzereth

    Mazzereth Academy Graduate

    I expect I'll have some stuffed peppers and a couple of carafes of cheap white wine, as I'll be in Greece.

    ....I'll do the same if we lose.
  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Same as the semi.

    Wander away in a daze. Look at my 70yr old dad who I come to each game with and wonder what on Earth has happened. Call the wife. Bamboozle her with spoken highlights which she could not give a single **** about. Shake the hands of the decent opposition fans. Head to a boozer. Encounter the bitter opposition fans. Have a little cry. Say goodbye to my dad. Head to my own particular corner of London where I live, head to the local where they do Sunday karaoke, blast out ‘Javi/Sangria’...ride out the odd looks. Ride out being told off by the wife. Go home. Gaze and smile at my newborn daughter as she sleeps. Watch highlights.

    Wake up the next morning ready to boo the hell out of them next season. Just this time I can take an Easyjet flight to Bucharest to do it.
  16. Squibba

    Squibba Predictor Choker 14/15


    Ball my eyes out like a huge ******* baby honestly.
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  17. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Depends on how many goals we win by. If it's on penalties, I won't bother cheering. If we sneak it by a goal, then I'll smile. If we win by 3 goals or more, I'll fist pump and say "get in".
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  18. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    If? No, when, and when we win, I have no idea what I will do.
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  19. Top up the copious amount of alcohol I had consumed before our glorious victory :cool:
  20. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Win. Pond
    Lose. River. With rocks in my pockets.
  21. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

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  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Celebrate like mad until I woke up.
  23. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Backstroke in the pond.
  24. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Open a new packet of biscuits.
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  25. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    cry 1st, cry again and then cry a 3rd time

    If anyone had told me that Perryman and Vialli had sown the seeds for a FA cup win, I would never have believed them
  26. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    Saving your front crawl for the premier league title and butterfly for the lifting the champions league?
  27. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Laugh at the fans that didn't want us to try and win the Cup because it was a distraction to finishing 11th
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  28. Unless using an ice-cream scoop.
  29. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north First Year Pro

    The pond seems a helluva lot cleaner these days than when we went in after beating Fulham to win the old div 2.

    That was mirky and sludgy and smelt disgusting and I couldn't get the smell out of my nostrils for weeks.
  30. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    I'd probably wake up.
  31. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Let's hope it's a boy, then.
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  32. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Footbawl, eh?
  33. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Exceedingly good
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  34. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Me neither. Haven't practised a victory celebration
  35. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Id line up all my old programmes and WFC posters on the floor , kneel down and have a massive w@nk

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