If You Were Hendo...............

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by hornetmaster, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    If you were Hendo.....


    You run yourself silly.

    You chase every possible ball.

    You out-muscle every opponent in sight.

    You track back and defend.

    You play nearly every game.

    Your shots are fended out by high goalkeeping skill.

    And still you can`t score!

    How would you stay mentally strong and change your fortunes?
     
  2. afanof

    afanof First Team

    When defenders have got their arms around him he could try tickling them under the armpits?;D
     
  3. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    The answer is very easy - he should wear his socks inside out. will for sure cure the goal drought.
     
  4. Evasive

    Evasive Requiescat in pace

    Worth a try lol
     
  5. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Dear Aidy,

    As you are well aware as we all are, our Doris though playing out of his skin, with pride and great passion each and every game, there is one important event seriously lacking - A GOAL.

    As fans we do not doubt your motivational skills, organisation and preparation for each game, but I and one or two other feel, that you have overlooked a very important issue in Darius's game. With out doubt Darius would score a plenty, if you allowed him the freedom to wear his socks inside out. This is the missing element to his game. The opposition while falling hysterically to the ground in fits of laughter will not be able to cope with our Doris and the floodgates of opportunity will open like a bomb hitting the hoover dam.

    So lets see Darius in inside out socks on Saturday and see him score four ( making up for lost time).

    Yours forever thoughtful

    PYA
     
  6. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    defiantely worth a go.

    IN all honesty, it must be very hard to keep battleing when everyones on your back to get a goal. Good luck to him though, he will get one by the end of the season i guarantee it :)
     
  7. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    buy a gun
     

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