If We Lose To Luton And Our Best Players Are Sidelined....

Avocado comes from the Aztec word for 'bollox,' presumably because they look like a wrinkly ballsac.

 

If you know, you know.

 

I had always just assumed it was linked to the Latin word for lawyer, turns out it's just a coincidence

 

I know that it's ripe if the label on the packaging says "Ready to eat" or "Ripe". Does that make me middle-class?

 

Perhaps it's because lawyers have been known to talk a load of bollox.

 

The Aztecs were always known for their biting sense of humour

 

Shh.... Don't tell everybody. The forum will be infested with working-class chaps with pretensions.

 

I think that is to do with the Latin for witness: cue my second year boys giggling at 'testes'.

 

The test for avocado ripeness, is to put it on toast. If the Daily Mail writes an article saying you could have bought a house if you hadn't done that, then it's ripe.