[RUBBISH] Iago Aspas

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Aylesburyorn, Jan 31, 2018.

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  1. Aylesburyorn

    Aylesburyorn Academy Graduate

    Linked by a random Twitter account. Claims photo taken at Cooney.

    Unlikely as 30 and pricey but prolific
     
  2. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Bloke’s been on fire at Celta Vigo for a while. I would concur: not very likely, this one.
     
  3. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Farcical.

    Wake up and smell the coffee.

    (Two for the price of one!).
     
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  4. wasn't he the pirate in secrets of monkey island
     
  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I don't care. He's a striker and there is no other striker rumour out there at the moment, so I'm clinging to this one.
    If he's not signed up by the deadline I will be too devastated to turn up for work tomorrow.
    "One Lago Aspas, there's only one Lago Aspas"
     
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  6. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Unlikely, short-termist, but exactly what we could do with.
     
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  7. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    More about where you described the sighting taking place than the fact of the rumour... o_O
     
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not my original post and I'm putting it down to a typo. He's on his way. I can feel it in my waters. Just debating whether I go for the full name on the shirt or just the surname.
     
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  9. King Dev

    King Dev Squad Player

    Massively unlikely but hell of a player over in Spain
     
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  10. Mighty Mo

    Mighty Mo Reservist

    Signing for Arsenal?
     
  11. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    I've seen the picture. It's not at London Colney and it's not even Aspas. It's some weirdo in his office.
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    He'll do.
     
  13. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Other than that it's good to go, yeah?
     
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  14. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    How the hell did he get in to Aspas’ office?
     
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  15. Mighty Mo

    Mighty Mo Reservist

    Can he play the Chalobah role?
     
  16. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    He's no Benik Afobe, so for that reason, i'm out.
     
  17. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

  18. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Sounds a villain and likely to be untrustworthy around our senior black players.
     
  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    We'll take whoever gets here first and passes our stringent medical.
     
  20. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Splendid work there, sir. Knocks my Cooney references into the proverbial cocked hat.
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Was apparently a done deal until a quick tour of the area, including a visit to the back of the Byewaters.

    Heard to utter "I hate the moor." And then stormed off
     
  22. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player


    He sounds wise, for honesty's a fool and loses that it works for.
     
  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Show me, or at least prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt. If you can't your life is worthless.
     
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