Huddersfield 1-0 Watford FC - 14/04/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Steve Leo Beleck, Apr 8, 2018.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Here's that Hog, Deeney!
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  2. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    PL wages.
  3. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Hog Roast, DEENEY!
  4. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun Reservist

    Ah of course, of course...

    "I was impressed with the club's ambition and the facilities"

    Translates as:

    "I was impressed with the salary increase and their ambition to further increase my salary and contract length regardless of my performance"
  5. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Reservist

    Head says 4-0 defeat, heart says only 3-0. Feeling optimistic about this one
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  6. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Trombone slide.
  7. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    What has margarine got to do with it?
  8. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    I remain not entirely convinced that 'suffolk terrier' isn't another Moog special.
  9. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    Going to this one via Club coaches.

    Oh ****.
  10. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    It's like nothing else on Earth. I went to one game where a man called Dave spent the entire coach journey scratching his nuts next to me while generally moaning about the team. These were pre internet days but I reckon Dave is on this forum still doing the same thing.....
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  11. It'll be reet gradely.
  12. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    We will try something ridiculously brave on Saturday and go for it in the first 20. We will go 2-0 up and it will be beautiful to watch. The second half will be a serenade of Oles as we see out the game and the 40 point mark is not so the players can go on holiday again in April.
  13. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    you poor, poor sod. I wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. Those coaches contain the utter dregs of humanity.
  14. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    My brother and I went to Hillsborough for the League Cup match years back on a club coach.
    It was approximate to Level Four of Hell in The Divine Comedy,as was the game!
  15. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Sorry m8. If it makes you feel any better, they still itch like a ******.
  16. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    See if you can make your next post even more pretentious
  17. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    I've just received an email from the club asking if I would host a young player.
    What as?:
    Novelty condiments dispenser?
    Page turner for my text books?
    Bespoke ball boy?
    Mr IBB is quite keen to have a tame tea boy as where the kitchen starts he stops!
    I'm nervous already for this game,a bad sign. I don't normally fret until Thursday,as 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays!'
  18. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    You did! Well done!!
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  19. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Sorry Dave. Next time dress to the right and it will be ok
  20. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    Worried IBB's after your crown? ;)
  21. Pob

    Pob First Year Pro

    Why should he have to live in Yorkshire or speak in a certain way? He’s done alright for himself after what sounds like a tough start in life so he’s entitled to live where he wants. Social mobility is probably something that should be encouraged. I for one am glad to have escaped the slums of Watford after serving 23 years in north Watford. I ain’t going back to that life, no sir.
  22. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    It will be interesting to see when our glass jaw gets smashed in this game. Will we go early or settle for the usual late knockout
  23. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    We will win this one & I have 50p on it.
  24. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    we'll win and win comfortably with at least 1 goal coming from a corner

    0-3 to the Horns
  25. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    You may be taking it a bit too seriously. I'm really not proposing he has to live in Yorkshire.
  26. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    I plan to retire up North. No idea why people give them grief. Fresh air. Nice people. Good house prices. What’s not to like?
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  27. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Lack of proper biscuits
    Worry that electricity hasn’t reached that far north yet.
    Inability to go to a Waitrose.
    Abuse of the Queen’s English

    I could go on
  28. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Dear northerners,

    It is possible to have a town and not have a cake named after it

  29. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    Liked for "Inability to go to a Waitrose"

    Suvners are the guvners.
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  30. Pob

    Pob First Year Pro

    Ahh, apologies then.
  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Cockermouth? Surely they don't have a cake?
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  32. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Maybe we should all go to Harpenden to cheer on IBB. Should be more fun than watching Watford's defence up north. And if it all goes pear-shaped in Harpenden, we could have fun hurling abuse
  33. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Oh do!
    We have a most exhilarating team:
    Me and Fabby,I call her that as she plays in a Fabrice Santoro style.
    Nursie,our lawyer who is a hybrid of Victoria Wood/Perry Mason and El Faggo,who used to play football with Teddy Sheringham and is ****-a-hoop having just won £750 on that chubby chap winning the golf.
    Third pair is OGF and The Spreadsheet,who is only happy after a nine hour deuce court,cross court rally.
    Harpenden will have lots of terribly nice ladies who have just returned either from Waitrose,ski ing or St Tropez or possibly all three.
    There will be tea but no Hogg.
  34. Manatleisure

    Manatleisure Reservist

    I'd like Cathcart to start this one alongside Prodl. Maybe 3 centre backs and drop Janmaat.
    With an extra defender and some keep ball we might get a point. Like 0-0.
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  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Sinclair culottes?
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