Harts and Horns

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by HartsandHorns, Aug 13, 2019.

  1. HartsandHorns

    HartsandHorns Academy Graduate

    Evening all,

    I've decided to share my uninformed, inane opinions with a wider audience, so I've set up a blog:


    First couple of posts are on the nonsense of Transfer Deadline Daytm, and the nonsense of VAR.

    I can't be arsed to write match reports (and behappy do a good job already), so it'll mainly be stuff about Watford in the context of wider football culture.

    To give a flavour of what i'll be writing about, i'm working on pieces relating to Marvin Sordells's comments on depression (and how that relates to the way we view footballers) and also why the flag for Vichai was utterly daft - so pleasant, non-controversial topics.

    Feel free to tell me how much you hate my writing at hartsandhorns@gmail.com.

    I promise the blog will keep going until I get bored and cba.

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  2. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Interesting idea. Can you also write about Deeney's constant weight flacturations? I hope you don't get as mad and depressed as some of us do on here. It's not good for the heart.
  3. HartsandHorns

    HartsandHorns Academy Graduate

    Not sure WordPress blogs extend to the word-count i'd need to cover that phenomenon. He looks leaner than this time last season, which is something i guess.
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I sense it may be time for a Vydra retrospective.

    The most incisive forward in the club’s greatest period.

    And a curious, Zelig like figure in much of the recent photographic record of our glorious Horns.
  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Tbf, I suspect you’ll get more readers writing horseshit on here like the rest of us.
  6. HartsandHorns

    HartsandHorns Academy Graduate

    I'm planning on writing horseshit on here as well, so hopefully no-one will be immune from my dumb opinions.
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    You’ll fit in nicely.

    Looking forward to it.
  8. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    You aren't that Armchair geezer are you? You know, trying again.
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Is this the new badge?
  10. HartsandHorns

    HartsandHorns Academy Graduate

    Prob gonna be a hornet to tap into world markets unfortunately. Though a badge saying 'rts & hor' would send plenty of views to my dumb blog, and ******* own tbh.
  11. HartsandHorns

    HartsandHorns Academy Graduate

    Apparently you can't swear here, which seems bizarre but there we go.
  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I just got a ‘fellatio’ in on the Sarr thread.
  13. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Swearing doesn't make you look more grown up, you know. Nor does smoking

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