[NOT HAPPENING] Goncalo Guedes

His Thatcher was, alas, less (fewer?) en pointe.

And this is me!!

 

Top marks for use of “unbeknownst” and “personages”.

Likely to be the best we can hope for on Transfer Deadline Eve.

Our owners may be skinflints, but we are genuinely rich on the forum.

 

We are going to buy him for €60m then sell him to Valencia for €80m after our window has shut. We will give €10m of that to PSG who are pissed off at Valencia assuming that they will get him cheap once the English window has shut.

 

If theres any truth in this, its something along these lines. Would be very Pozzo to buy for 60m and then loan straight out with 1 or 2 players coming in the other way permanently as part of the loan deal.

 

His trousers always irritated me,way too short (fewest?)!
I think he co opted Janet Brown to be Mrs Thatcher didn't he?

 

My memories of Mike Yarwood from my childhood, for those of a certain age...

1. "I said this at the Brighton conference" whilst chewing a pipe
2. "Oooh Betty, Cleopatra's done a whoopsie in my beret" while wearing a sleeveless pullover
3. My mother saying "thing is, he even looks like them as well as doing the voices" in awestruck wonder.

Every week. For years on end.

 

Money is no problem. If Gino wants him, he gets him. End of. The Pozzo's know what they are doing. Fact.