[NOT HAPPENING] Goncalo Guedes

Sure it's happened before

 

There's very little realism about this rumour other than the source (CulturePSG). They tend not to do outlandish claims.

 

Well we have no chance then unless I send Gino my Waitrose vouchers.

 

Send them!

 

I was going to write something similar actually - my initial impression is that this story is being used by one or both of us and PSG to try and drive the price up for someone else (likely Valencia).

On a side-note, he looked a complete donkey in the World Cup - hardly worth €10mil, let alone €60mil.

 

Of all the ridiculous things I've seen on this forum, this rumour may well be number one.

 

Our rivals. I **** on their oranges.

 

Leaning towards pointless positivity there Burnsy.

I like it. And so will the misses.

 

Takes the pressure off me for a bit.

But I'll be back.

 

Agreed he was ****.

 

Portuguese McNamee

 

Leventhal peeing all over our parade. BOOOOOO!!!

https://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/1027256414794854400

 

I aim to please.

 

Phew, I thought we were going to spunk £54m on a geezer that sounds like a tennis player.

 

Sea, sun and Sangria

 

Leventhal is r rivel tho m8

 

It’s the home of paella.

 

Great aquarium.

 

Still, good work by the club. Moving through the three-letter acronym clubs with aplomb. WGC last weekend, WBA earlier and now PSG this evening.

 

Our squad have been making the NHS look hunky-dory for the past 12 months too.

 

Has this **** signed for Wolves yet?

 

Hell will freeze over, pigs will fly and Andre Gray will score a hat trick before we pay €60m for anybody!

 

€60m will be small change that even Exeter City will be paying in 2060/1 for bang average League 2 players.

 

The funniest part is, this would actually be an awful transfer so we'd spend £60 million and I'd still moan!

 

Hey leave me local team out of this

 

Agua de Valencia. The drink of Champions.

 

Makes sense that we’d offer £700k to loan a player for one year who is valued at £20m by his club, and then £60m for this bloke.

 

Why? At least I'm saying they'd still be in the EFL (or whatever it will be called in 40 years time). That's more than can be said for the scummers up the M1 - they went totally out of business finally in 2025.

 

Just kidding say what you like about Exeter , seen them play a few times perfectly good little team but will never be anything more than a space filler in the league (city is to small to support a decent team)

 

Look out PSV - We're coming for you tomorrow.

 

It was getting boring being linked alongside WHU all the time. Gino needed to up his game and he's done just that. #PozzoModel

 

Anyone got a stamp?

So apart from the oranges,the sun,sea and Sangria,the paella and the Agua (duct?) de Valencia,why does everyone want to go to Valencia?

 

Doesn’t the station have beautiful facade?

It’s named after Sorolla, the Spanish impressionist particularly dexterous in the handling of light.

The British impressionist, Yarwood, was particularly dexterous in the handling of Wilson.

 

The churros.

 

This is so obviously not happening for so many reasons. I wonder where the hoax stems from, is it some kind of sick joke or some kind of weird Machiavellian plot to further unbeknownst objectives for hidden personages?