`God` says.......

Yes our beloved Graham T, commentating on Ben`s elevation to the seniors tonight said, `it is likely that Watford are going to be relegated`.

Who believes in `God`?;D

 

We are bottom of the table with 10 or more points before safety and only one game in hand.

Which bit of "it is likely" do you have a problem with ? That seems pretty optimistic to me ! Everyone else reckons that it's a certainty. What odds are the bookies offering for us to go down ?

 

Watford 1/100
Charlton 1/5
West Ham 5/6
Sheffield Utd 13/8
Wigan 9/4
Man City 12/1
Fulham 16/1
Middlesbrough 16/1 Bet
Aston Villa 33/1 Bet
Newcastle 33/1 Bet
Blackburn 50/1 Bet
Reading 100/1 Bet

 

oh dear

 

GT is the eternal optimist !

 

honestly apart from the watfprd supporters we never really stood much chance

 

Chance to become a millionaire?;D

 

You won't get the opposite odds for us to stay up... probably no better than 66/1. You would then need to bet over 15,000 quid to win a million. Before taxes.

If I could afford to lose it, it might be a tempting bet.

 

There are no taxes on gambling winnings in UK, they were banished some time ago.

 

Does this mean there will be no taxes on winnings at the Super Casino when it is built?

 

Yup the government make their dosh out of the super profits the super casino's make.

However if you win loads and bung it in a savings account - the interest is taxed.

 

Hmmmm

5% return on my money over just 3 months.

If i 'invest' £20,000 i make £1000. Better than the stock market and more certain.

 

R U SURE - BURKO?

100,000 wins you 1,000
20,000 wins 200

1% return -

 

Yes absolutely - but you do actually need to win first.;D

 

Alternatively, invest the large amount into an offshore high interest instant access savings account...