Fulham FC 1-1 Watford FC - 22/09/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Sep 17, 2018.

  1. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    I support Watford and Watford Ladies. Does that count?
     
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  2. brinnyboy1985

    brinnyboy1985 First Year Pro

    Do they still have a neutral stand? I see they have now invested in happy clappers for their fans too.

    Says it all really
     
  3. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    I've got a strong feeling we're going to batter these.

    What's our highest ever score in the top tier? Whatever it is, we'll equal it. Minimum.
     
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  4. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    I support Watford and two ex-wives, does THAT count?
     
  5. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    I think the last time fans got this wound up about us was back in the championship. Says it all really.
     
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  6. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I wish I'd written that
     
  7. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    I think that was Jasper Carrott
     
  8. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    No one knows how they got into the premiereship
    No one cares - where did they come in the championship - I’m presuming they got promotion as they collected enough tokens from Kellogg’s packets ???

    Floss, pure and simple and fodder for the likes of us. Now we have beaten spurs we are several leagues above them and they should expect a 0-6 spanking

    Nothing team, never won and trophy, never been in Europe.

    Sooner they are relegated the better. Maybe this year maybe the next, no one will notice or care. Here to make up the numbers when a relevant team like villa, forest or the mighty Leeds should really be in their place

    Despite living in spitting distance from Chelsea and QPR they don’t have any rivals as no one cares

    Away games must be full of the arse and spuds fans who can’t get a ticket
     
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  9. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Anyone actually know a Fulham fan???

    Bunch of metrosexual liberal elite

    No me neither
     
  10. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    To be fair I didn't know they existed until the Oxford-Cambridge boat race passed what looked like a council run football pitch, so I looked it up on Google. I think their best player is Jimmy Hill
     
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  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fulham & Watford?
     
  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    One week’s penal servitude on the Fulham forum.
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Yes, quite a few, actually.

    Oh.
     
  14. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Spam gets it

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Poor Fulham fans don’t get it and will now be totally confused. They must take life very seriously.

    No matter, even an intellect like Maggie Thatcher claimed not to understand football fans, so Fulham fans aren’t so bad.

    All they need to know is Watford is to porterhouse beef steak what Fulham is to Spam.
     
  16. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    And what is so very amusing is the genuine ire of Fulham fans taking so seriously a Watford fans forum referring to their homely riverside club as ‘tinpot’.

    They just can’t understand the self deprecating humour as all poor Watford fans have been suffering the ignominy of being called out as following a tinpot club since the first singularity of the Big Bang and the beginning of time.
     
  17. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings First Year Pro

    The difference is that if you go on the Coventry board no one says anything.
    https://www.not606.com/forums/coventry-city.37/
     
  18. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    This is actually so true. It must be really frustrating for them.
     
  19. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I don’t think we should have to play the likes of your Fulham’s, West Ham’s and Palace’s any more. It’s about time us and the rest of the top six split way from the Premier League and started a Superleague, call it The Premiership or something. Mix in the other top European clubs and have the greatest competition on earth.

    Either that or merge the smaller clubs like Fulham with other small clubs.
     
  20. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Like Palace
     
  21. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Fulham. So pointless as a London club they should do what Al fayed wanted and franchise somewhere else.
     
  22. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player


    Fulham Palace Hotspurs has a nice ring to it.
     
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  23. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    I think they tried to start a rivalry with the local rowing team once. They didn't care either.
     
  24. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

  25. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    If Fulham could be summarised in one way I'd choose this:

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    Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
     
  26. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    It's already starting to happen. Fulham Palace Road is in place....
     
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  27. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Guys, guys, I know you are having a bit of fun at their expense but let's show a bit of respect.
    Fulham are a club steeped in history and tradition. Illustrious former players include Helguson, George Best and, umm Bouazza.
    They are European finalists of course, reaching the Anglo Scottish Cup final in 1970 something.
    Andy Warhol, Vivienne Westwood, Malcolm McClaren, Mary Quant and Sir Oswald Mosely if not all Fulham fans certainly had a shop not far from Craven Cottage.
    Apparently it's also the oldest club in the Premier League playing in south west London. Even older than us.

    1-5 Watford
     
  28. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    There is a chap at the club who is a Fulham fan.
    He is a most unsightly man.Vey overweight,wears support stockings
    Last Sunday he wore his Fulham shirt.It was far too small.
    Will Cameron be on day release for this one,to recreate his '99 In Bishop's Park' role?
     
  29. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Highest scores in the Premiership
    Unless I stand corrected
    Home 4-1 v Portsmouth 1999/2000
    4-1 v Chelsea. 2017/8
    Away 4-2 v West Ham. 2016/7
    3-0 v Newcastle. 2017/8
     
  30. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    "No one cares about Fulham except their own fans" Just like us then.. well apart from these last couple of weeks when we seem to have become darlings of the media (wont last)


    Craven Cottage gets my vote as the best football day out in the capital.. possibly country. Great pubs in the area.. pleasant Thameside walk if you want to go that way.. non threatening home fans.. and arriving at the ground and experiencing what football was like 100 years ago. Smashing!
     
  31. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    You can have any shirt colour you want as long as it's black.
     
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  32. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    The Portsmouth game was 4-2 and it was in 06/07.
     
  33. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Merson's prediction:

    Watford are doing well, even in their defeat to Manchester United they had a chance at the end. I think Watford will be a bit too cute for Fulham and use their experience to get the result. They've been in the Premier League too long and I see them putting in a wily performance.

    PAUL PREDICTS: 1-2

    Lawro's prediction

    Both of these sides lost to Manchester clubs last weekend - Fulham at City and Watford at home to United.
    The problem for Watford against United was that they did not want to open up too early, when they were better off just having a go in the way they have in their other games.


    Fulham were 'shy' against City - Jokanovic
    It was interesting listening to Cottagers manager Slavisa Jokanovic after his side's defeat at Etihad Stadium, when he said he felt they were a little bit scared to play like they can.
    I don't think that will be the case against the Hornets, which is why I am going for a home victory - although Watford will also see this one as winnable and they always seem to finish games strongly - so it could be close.

    Lawro's prediction: 2-1
     
  34. Glenhorn

    Glenhorn Academy Graduate

    Got 2 mates who are Fulham fans . Both decent lads who go every week . Hoping to still be mates after tomorrow
     
  35. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Did we boo Azza ?
     

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