Fortuna Dusseldorf

Hoban has always looked promising but is unfortunately made from glass

 

If at the end of last season you said we’d be discussing who’ll be our backup centre mid, Jack Rodwell or Tommie Hoban....

 

Errmm?! Even for a centre back in the Championship he was lumbering.

 

Well documented at the club he was one of the fastest players

 

Jack Rodwell looks the spit of Mario Suarez

 

I need names on the back of shirts!!

 

Troyston Vasey

 

Local striker for local people.

 

The first against Lesta was left footed, no?

I’ve never actually written that before.

 

Neat handwriting!

I thought it a lost skill.

Is JG’s assistant the first Zigor at the Vic. I don’t recall any during the Furphy era.

 

H

HB1 was 17-18 Poster of the Year.

It’s a ruthless world.

 

Christ, I hope he never becomes first choice.

 

I was humming that even before the modest single post scroll down.

 

It’s classy to have a public school enforcer.

 

Deeney taking the corners?

I gave up on England after Iceland.

 

You are Bachmann’s mother & I claim my 5 euros.

 

A gleeman, circler or cantabank?

 

A gleeman, circler or cantabank?

 

Never seen the boy Wilmot play?

Could he be a future Stones?

 

Apologies.

I have a stammer.

 

Sing instead of speak.

 

I don't like our strip. Not one bit.

 

Can all Forumites please sing my posts, in their minds?

 

Well he's never happy, so not a gleeman, tends to only wander up and down the touchline so must be a cantabank.

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Yes. I thought equally slow too.

 

Sorry if this has been posted already, but I didn't see it.

Goals from yesterday's game on You Tube, here.

 

I see it is also on the fishal site now also.

https://www.watfordfc.com/teams/first-team/highlights-fortuna-dusseldorf-1-3-watford

 

You ain't seen nothing yet

 

Does he speak surprisingly good Spanish for a fat lad from Southport?

 

Disconcertingly Janmaat-esque defending by Masina for their goal - he was comfortably outpaced by their winger. Our midfield were nowhere to be seen either.

I think some of you have been overly harsh on Sinclair in labelling him a League One player - he's looked quick and shown some moments of quality so far this pre-season, he'd be decent in the Championship.

 

The problem here is that BTO were, in the UK at least, pretty much one hit wonders.

This makes for thin forum gruel.

Third goalie is virtually an honorific position so why can’t the Pozzo Global Scouting Network hunt down a Presley, a Jagger or a Diddy to field between the sticks?

A John would be ideal.

 

Agree - unfortunately his agent will probably scupper it with his demands like last season. If Sinclair hasn't ditched the guy he's a fool. Soon he'll be a washed up out of contract player who hasn't played for 3 seasons and will sign for Bury.

 

"Roll on down the highway" or something similar got into the low 20s in the UK if I recall correctly. So 1 and a half hit wonders in the UK.

 

Rodwell Syndrome.