Football Statues

I still think GT's looks more like Jeff Astle

 

We can put a man on the moon but can’t produce a lifelike statue.

Hashtag Sculptors steal a living

 

To be fair, we used to be able to put a man on the moon but lost the knack

 

The art of sculpting seems to have regressed since the small-penised efforts of Ancient Rome.

 

The Mo Salah one is excellent. It looks like Margaret Thatcher!

 

Normal sized penis?

 

I’d be too embarrassed to pose full nude if all I had this little button mushroom:

 

Must be another forum member then.

Literally.

 

It does appear that the membrum virile has been snapped off.

Careless on the part of all concerned.

 

I’m not sure I’m ‘all in’ with the new away kit.

 

Nobody will be playing away with that.

 

Not completely clear where the club shop would print the name.

 

Best sign players with a short name

 

My Liverpool supporting mate is off to Madrid & had to buy himself himself a shirt.

He went for Trent Alex Arnold.

Clearly, Mané would have been a shrewder call.

 

I believe this was during a "Should have gone to Specsavers" advert.

 

Could probably do a job at center back?

 

Or possibly a Hamlet cigar one?