[NOT HAPPENING] Felipe Anderson

http://sportwitness.co.uk/watford-join-chelsea-race-brazilian-forward-enquired-mendes-danger/

They're having a laugh aren't they? €50m....

The rumours get more ridiculous every year.

 

I'm not sure Gino would understand the concept of paying 50m euros.

 

"Watford could easily up the ante"

Just how many kidneys does Gino have to sell?

 

Plenty. All he needs do is harvest them from our legion of crippled defenders.

 

You say that, and I would say the same. However, if we sell Doucoure for £40m, then that could really change our budget significantly.

Obviously we're not going to spend €50m on one player, but knowing how the Pozzo's work, I wouldn't put it past then to think up an amazingly structured deal, full of creativity and invention, if they wanted this player badly enough.

Let's be honest, we do need a player of some significance up front.

 

Wages and then every other reason ever conceived of.

 

I agree with this, however the player is a midfielder.

 

Well, midfielders are the new strikers. Doucoure was our top scorer last season.

 

Self funding after we win the league with him next season

 

"Felipe Anderson’s agents are believed to be the one who will deal directly with the likes of Chelsea and Watford, but there’s a danger Jorge Mendes could wade in and ruin everything."

How dare they? The same bracket as that lot? I guess the author assumed both clubs are well off..maybe because we don't have a portakabin club shop

 

50m is nothing in this day and age. Risk free punt.

 

Free hit.

 

It’s a lot of money for what could be no more than a Felipe Flop.

 

Must be on the Snakes huge list of targets!

 

He's linked everywhere - type him in on Google - first two articles are Southampton and Leicester also involved!

 

Made 15 starts and 17 sub appearances in all competitions in the 17/18 season producing 8 goals and 10 assists. He is certainly someone we should be looking at but not at the quoted 50 million.

 

Shouldn’t be filed under rumour...more like rubbish!

 

http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=68146

This is the Philip Anderson we will end up with

 

Swap him for Rich and Holebas £40m for Rich and Holebas for free

 

£50m?!

We need a fox in the box, not a Brazilian for a bajillion

 

Sounds like a typical Pozzo deal. Confusing.

 

Even more confusing when we loan him out to some Belgian 3rd division team to grease the wheels of Gino's Belgian agent pal.

 

Your sums don’t add up, they’d want at least £10m from us to take Holebas of our hands so.

 

Indeed either we have another Richarlison on our hands or we can sell him to Derby for 40m and recoup our outlay.

 

Until we sign both Hazzard brothers, Kompany and Lukaku I can't see how this Belgian agent long game is gonna pay off.

 

Swap deal for Vydra in January is
already being lined up I hear

 

WHU in talks to sign him per Sky.

 

Never seriously a runner for us...probably just made enquiries.

 

GINO: "How much???!!! (Choking and splattering) Linda, Get Belgium on the line."

 

Surprising, Sportwitness are usually so spot on.

 

never ******* heard of him

 

If Watford or anyone else offered £37m they'd get him according to reports.
Doable if Doucoure leaves for £40m.
Still think he'll end up at West Ham.

 

£50k players?