Fans Back In Stadiums

one thing I haven't missed is rubbing shoulders with some of our rancid fans.

 

30-50% full is being generous for our first home game against Wycombe.

 

What about rubbing ****s?

 

Seems pretty idealistic to me. Imagine thinking you can close the toilets at half time and people won't just go for a piss up against the concourse wall instead. However, beer delivery to your seat sounds ace.

 

Proposal to bring you beer in your seat, and the toilets being closed, not a good combination.

Maybe the seats you can't sit in could be replaced with buckets, problem solved.

 

If you ever take the historic tour of Munich and end up in the beer hall, it’s explained how no one ever got up to have a piss they did it sitting down at the tables drinking beer. One of the reasons lederhosen were so popular.

 

I'm fairly sure that health and safety will state that toilets need to be available

 

They'll bring us all a pot to piss in, right to our seats. Convenient.

 

Hornets shop is now selling piss bags, comes with good throwing handles so you can launch at players and staff plus bio degradable so the ball boys and stewards don’t have to retrieve them.


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