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Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by UEA_Hornet, Oct 8, 2020.

  1. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun Reservist

    Bring back ham hock rolls.

    Stop serving tea and coffee at the real ale kiosk.

    Not so much a question, more a demand.
     
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  2. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    Not like a big tough hard man like your good self: *checks notes*... spouting your nonsense online.
     
  3. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Hahaha. Righto.
     
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  4. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Doesn't surprise me. They just hid when things went wrong.
     
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  5. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Unfortunate Duxbury will be economical with the truth like last time and claim the club has no external debt.
     
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  6. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    I don't recall seeing this before, but interesting that the topic of his lack of end product goes back even longer than just the pitiful return he gave last season.
     
  7. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Does Gino Pozzo see himself as a football club owner or a trader in footballers who owns a club purely because it is a requirement of his player buying and selling activity?
    Does the fact that players are usually given considerably longer contracts than the head coach undermine the coach's authority?
    Can the club do anything about the bloke who has sat behind me for about 15 years who shouts "No! Not there!" every time a defender plays a short pass out from the back rather than just clouting the ball as far up the pitch as they can?
     
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  8. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    We should clearly make this event an annual forum holiday.
     
  9. MarlonsCellMate

    MarlonsCellMate Reservist

    My question (which is in 2 parts) is
    A) be when will this be rescheduled to?[​IMG]

    B) Where is Mariappa?
     
  10. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    From the picture it looks like he's been cut in half. Worrying. Seems like the club's experiments with time travel - which probably accounts for the huge 'other expenses' in the accounts - have yet to succeed.
     
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  11. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    He's in the middle.
     
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  12. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    Shame it’s not a real event, it could be like a wedding... bride or groom sir? Bedwetter or Happy Clapper? Ok, Bedwetters you’re on the right hand side, plenty of tenna ladies for you over there, should keep you nice and dry. Happy clappers, you’re on the left but facing backwards so you can ignore what is happening.
     
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The Shoutbox Hero's what?
     
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  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The fans saw what was there. Deeney thinks he's above criticism.
     
  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    What's happened to the 365 day a year revenue from the flats.
     
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  16. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Duxbury stalks the corridors every day and picks up any loose change he finds.
     
  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    We make £300 a week from our 'not in the main group' players doing handyman work.
     
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  18. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    It’s true. I needed my bathroom tiles re-grouting, so I got Craig Dawson round for a quote. I asked for some examples of previous work, he showed me a few pictures of some houses he’d worked on, it looked like he’d hired Stevie wonder to do them but I still hired him anyway because he was reasonably cheap. He turned up on the Monday to start the job, I paid him his money up front like he asked, he took half the old grout out, cracked a few tiles then on Wednesday he said he was off, as he had another job to work on at a bigger house. Not seen him since and now my bathroom wouldn’t look out of place in a crack den.
     
  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I heard Seb Prodl spent nearly two years solid dressed in lederhosen, and unavailable for selection, just because the old lady in flat 16 was a reliable customer.
     
  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Ties in with what I've heard
     
  21. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    I hear he Yodels for a bit extra
     
  22. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Should have hired Godfather.
     
  23. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Hmmm sounds like fun. Best hope they perform at Derby then, might be a bit toxic if we lose heavily and the fans' won't be in the best of moods.

    I want to see questions from this forum's members answered, but I am not sure the bleep machine for Nath's ones would be allowed. Might actually get some insight into the so called stubborn ones who wine and won't play. Are we getting rid etc
     
  24. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Schrodinger's Mariappa: on both the left side and the right side team at the same time.
     
  25. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    I got Jan Maat to quote on kitchen . I paid him front but he hasn’t turned up due to a bad back. That was a year ago.
     
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  26. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    Put the guy on a two year retainer, I’m sure he’ll do your kitchen at some point.
     
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  27. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    Suarez was a painter for a while, but his ceilings were no good.

    Could only do cutting in from the left.

    Had to let him go.
     
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  28. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Apparently Christopher Nolan has taken of Club Media duties.
     

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