Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by EB Hornet, Jan 26, 2019.
Could he take ours too ?
I haven't defended Zaha. That was the Watford/Palace sock puppet.
I am not an estate agent.
Good day to you.
Not necessarily. It is established FACT that you share an IP address with several people who post on here who are Watford fans though. I can only imagine what that means, you may be a Stripey Nigel living in a household full of Watford fans. Much like a pet?
You say you are confused, are you okay Palace01? Are they feeding you the right diet of egg and chips? Do they give you fresh straw bedding EVERY day?
In your moments off from, presumed, domestic servitude you take on the role of the forum pet Palace supporter and post online an electronic microcosm that represents the macrocosm of your life???
I've got a couple of Watford fans that live in my shed if that helps? I felt sorry for them as they wandered down Wembley way after the cup semi final with tears streaming down their painted faces. They explained it was only the second Watford game they'd ever been to, both at Wembley. They'd even re-used their giant foam hands from the play off final. I explained that football rules dictate that I now own them and they meekly obeyed. That was the type of day it was.
I don't allow them internet access though.
This is now exceeding my level of intellect. I am well and truly confused.
Firstly, I am no computer technician but I don’t see how my IP address in forest hill, south London can match that of a Watford fan presumably living within your clubs minuscule catchment area. Sounds like someone is telling porkies
Forest Hill, Forest Hill......oh my god!
Right. That's it. I'm ignoring you.
And you say you are not an estate agent. Ha.
Back on ignore.
It's the only way we can sell out to be fair. Technology is advancing well though so in years to come we can use hologram technology to make it look like we're not tin pot.
You've got me. It's not a shed, it's a stunning summer house with ample storage in a south facing garden.
Off ignore now.
Can't be Watford, the spelling and grammar are partucularly good.
Not sure he’d be too hot on the footy stuff
Will it solve the Backstop Problem?
You seem to have it in for animals, are plants more your thing?
Our centre-backs will have Benteke in their pockets.
Do you say ‘taking back control’ when discussing Brexit?
My algorithm is twitching.
Moog does Palace & Moog uses a separate internet for Jimmy?
That’s how he says it.
I suspect they have similar hair.
I’m towards the back of the Rookery so no practical chance of shoeing him.
So my son will bring a taser.
When we can offer a free weekend with the wife at The Grove, with 9 holes thrown in, somewhat refs see things our way.
How good, Diamond?
What if they both happened to be using the same vpn service? Could that generate similar ip addresses?
As I said, I am no computer technician but this does seem a more likely scenario. Much more likely than me being held captive by a group of WFCforum members who happen to be living in the same house.
Pfft and tish. A likely scenario indeed, same “vpn” whatever that is
9 holes you say? Your wife sounds amazing. Very generous of you to offer her to the cause.
Nothing at all. Apart from the 6 points of course. A trifling matter really.
Is that the follow up to Debbie does Dallas!?
I think you'll find that error was delibrate.
Would you sacrifice those points if it meant you won tomorrow? I think you would.
My argument was that it’ll be a 50/50 game with both sides fancying their chances. Do I think you will beat us 3 times in a season? No I honestly don’t, I believe the luck will be with us tomorrow
Top analysis there Michael.
I really hope you aren’t in the police force because you certainly have a wide margin of scope when you believe you’ve ‘proved’ something.