FA Cup Final Commemorative Shirt Released

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  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    A highly polished vinyl floor would reflect anything suspended directly above it.
     
  2. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Managed to pop in today. There are a few adult away shirts about at 20% off but home shirts in adult sizes are definitely not returning. Lots of FA Cup stuff about. The commemorative shirts are in Friday.
     
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  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    "I saw, Aguero hit 4" - that sort of thing ?
     
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  4. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Actually the rubber-backed ones are not bad - it's just like having one big quick drying bath mat.
     
  5. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Sigh..... unzips.
     
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  6. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I looked at this and on the sponsored links within eBay you can get one for £2.99 which is about right I suppose. I think I paid about £5 20 years ago for one though.

    The same seller has last year's one on for £999, some mark up from £10!

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2018-FA-...872071?hash=item36306fdf87:g:uOAAAOSweIla~wNH
     
  7. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I had a mate who to tried to charge for sex. He is still a virgin.
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The hawkers would be well advised to stock a full range:

    - Citee, Aguero hit 3
    - Saints alive, Aguero hit 5
    - Between the sticks, Aguero hit 6.

    Covers all the possibilities.

    These sound as if they were brainstormed in Romania. Expect much better on the day.
     
  9. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Just had an email saying mines "in the post". These should be in the shop now so has anyone seen these in the flesh yet?
     
  10. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    £5 down Bovvy market m8. Got it 2 weeks ago.
     
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  11. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    If the carpet is there to protect the floor, and the piss-catcher is there to protect the carpet, what is there to protect the piss-catcher ?
     
  12. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Can I suggest a longer pen1s ?
     
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  13. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    What kind of relation bequeths you bathroom sex with a small pen1sed alien ?
     
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  14. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Only a lady-wee.
     
  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    In the flesh? The material looks like it would eat my flesh. The pictures alone hurt my retinas.
     
  16. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Please don't turn into relegation certs, it doesn't suit you.

    Shirt turned up today, it's very good.
     
  17. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Huh? I bought one!
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I hate it when they use redundant apostrophes
     
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  19. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    No, we bought it.

    In fact, the bathroom carpet was the tiebreaker.
     
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  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Or full stops?
     
  21. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Not sure I said anything even vaguely abusive?
     
  22. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Academy Graduate

    On a bathroom floor doggy is the best option. Prime bathroom location is over the sink, facing the mirror IMHO.
     
  23. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I've got mine. It's quite a snug fit. Perhaps I'm turning into one of the enormous fatties I despise.
     
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  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Relegation shirts ?
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    I'm glad to hear you declined his kind offer.
     
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  26. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Any guidance on the etiquette in other rooms?
     
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  27. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Yes I'm keen to read the next installment, especially in the kitchen.

    There's something uncouth about standing in front of a bowl full of dirty dishes with your ball stranglers round your ankles, so any alternative tips will be gratefully received.
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Correct. There are much better ways to get those dishes cleaned.
     
  29. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    I imagine that wiping the surfaces after is a must (and before if you've been chopping chillies).
     
  30. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Academy Graduate

    I've only ever had sex in bathrooms. I'm a pisces so I feel more relaxed if I'm closer to water.
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Have you tried the local swimming baths ?
     
  32. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    My delivery date is May 18th at 8pm. Can’t wait to wear it as a winner or use it as a rag to clean my car. Exciting times ahead.
     
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  33. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    On the plus side, my shirt turned up today. Can’t wait to wear it for the Cup Final this weekend.
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Commemorative shirt from the joint highest ever losing margin in an FA cup final ? What an investment. You've truly struck gold.
     
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  35. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I can report they burn well.
     
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