Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Diamond, May 1, 2019.
A highly polished vinyl floor would reflect anything suspended directly above it.
Managed to pop in today. There are a few adult away shirts about at 20% off but home shirts in adult sizes are definitely not returning. Lots of FA Cup stuff about. The commemorative shirts are in Friday.
"I saw, Aguero hit 4" - that sort of thing ?
Actually the rubber-backed ones are not bad - it's just like having one big quick drying bath mat.
I looked at this and on the sponsored links within eBay you can get one for £2.99 which is about right I suppose. I think I paid about £5 20 years ago for one though.
The same seller has last year's one on for £999, some mark up from £10!
I had a mate who to tried to charge for sex. He is still a virgin.
The hawkers would be well advised to stock a full range:
- Citee, Aguero hit 3
- Saints alive, Aguero hit 5
- Between the sticks, Aguero hit 6.
Covers all the possibilities.
These sound as if they were brainstormed in Romania. Expect much better on the day.
Just had an email saying mines "in the post". These should be in the shop now so has anyone seen these in the flesh yet?
£5 down Bovvy market m8. Got it 2 weeks ago.
If the carpet is there to protect the floor, and the piss-catcher is there to protect the carpet, what is there to protect the piss-catcher ?
Can I suggest a longer pen1s ?
What kind of relation bequeths you bathroom sex with a small pen1sed alien ?
Only a lady-wee.
In the flesh? The material looks like it would eat my flesh. The pictures alone hurt my retinas.
Please don't turn into relegation certs, it doesn't suit you.
Shirt turned up today, it's very good.
Huh? I bought one!
I hate it when they use redundant apostrophes
No, we bought it.
In fact, the bathroom carpet was the tiebreaker.
Or full stops?
Not sure I said anything even vaguely abusive?
On a bathroom floor doggy is the best option. Prime bathroom location is over the sink, facing the mirror IMHO.
I've got mine. It's quite a snug fit. Perhaps I'm turning into one of the enormous fatties I despise.
Relegation shirts ?
I'm glad to hear you declined his kind offer.
Any guidance on the etiquette in other rooms?
Yes I'm keen to read the next installment, especially in the kitchen.
There's something uncouth about standing in front of a bowl full of dirty dishes with your ball stranglers round your ankles, so any alternative tips will be gratefully received.
Correct. There are much better ways to get those dishes cleaned.
I imagine that wiping the surfaces after is a must (and before if you've been chopping chillies).
I've only ever had sex in bathrooms. I'm a pisces so I feel more relaxed if I'm closer to water.
Have you tried the local swimming baths ?
My delivery date is May 18th at 8pm. Can’t wait to wear it as a winner or use it as a rag to clean my car. Exciting times ahead.
On the plus side, my shirt turned up today. Can’t wait to wear it for the Cup Final this weekend.
Commemorative shirt from the joint highest ever losing margin in an FA cup final ? What an investment. You've truly struck gold.
I can report they burn well.