FA Cup Final Commemorative Shirt Released

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Diamond, May 1, 2019.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    For someone who's Head of Retail, Mat (sic) seems to be rather foggy on the rules of punctuation.
     
  2. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    I hate Matt's who spell their name with one T. ******* sort it out.
     
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  3. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Me too.

    Matt with two Ts is a name.

    Mat with one T is a shabby urine-stained thing that goes around the toilet.
     
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  4. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The piss-catcher. It’s there to protect the carpet.
     
  5. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

    Me too. I shall be wearing it to the Final.
     
  6. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    My brother in law is a "one T" Mat. He's one of those cycling ******* with numerous lycra outfits, a staunch Tory who says "we look after our own" and judges people based on status symbols and wealth.

    Maybe an additional T would make him stop being such a bell end.
     
  7. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    I love the direction this thread is taking. Spot on.
     
  8. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Sounds like the sort of person that would let someone walk all over them.
     
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  9. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Probably because one has to be the "Away" Side. Since M comes before W they get dibs on home kit.
     
  10. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    I have never understood people who have carpet in bathrooms.
     
  11. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Simple rule, the big team gets to play in home kit.
     
  12. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Yep. Just look at what they’re asking for 1984 cup final programme. Extortionate, over twice what a programme today would set you back.


    Watford fans will only get fatter, that’s why all the XXXXXXXL shirts are going first.

    Larger size = longer investment term = more pay back

    #startyourinvestmentportfolionow

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FA-CUP-FINAL-PROGRAMME-EVERTON-V-WATFORD-19-05-1984-/231195614149
     
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  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Only women would make that decision, failing to understand that 100% Success rate every time is difficult to achieve, particularly when you are 6 foot, 3.
     
  14. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    But either both, or neither team is away. They are both playing on neutral soil, so they should both be allowed to wear their correct colours.
     
  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    No dice. And, apparently, the FA are even considering making us play in City's away kit. They're concerned our green kit will blend in with the extra large Wembley pitch and we'll be even more invisible to foreign tv audiences than planned.
     
  16. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    We are lower in the league so are classed as the away team. When Wigan beat City, they wore their away kit and Ben Watson even had to dye his hair brown.
     
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  17. andrew2209

    andrew2209 First Year Pro

    It's a real shame that black and yellow stripes clash horribly with a sky blue shirt. How could this not have been foreseen.

    I really hope we actually do wear our home shirt. Aside from their being no clash whatsover, it just doesn't feel right playing a big match in something other than our home colours, and green isn't an "iconic away colour", unlike a few clubs that do have that.
     
  18. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Relax Andrew, it was a joke.
     
  19. andrew2209

    andrew2209 First Year Pro

    Well that's good, it wouldn't be the first time someone's come up with some stupid kit rule before.
     
  20. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Aye, like the teats who decide we have to wear red shorts every few years.
     
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  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Yes. We are actually playing in pink, not green. Punishment for beating the wolfs.
     
  22. Harefield Yellow

    Harefield Yellow Academy Graduate

  23. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

  24. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    I regret that I could only like this post once.
    A whole page full of likes would still not be enough.
     
  25. Harefield Yellow

    Harefield Yellow Academy Graduate

    He has huge overheads though. Just read the description which ends:

    Should You Have Any Further Question/s You Can Contact Our Customer Support Line On: (01903) 609511 Or Our Mobile: 07776-142567 for Peace Of Mind.

    Bedsits in Rotherham don't cheap.[/QUOTE]


    Have you looked at the clown's other listings ? Surely he's not looking at what he's typing on the prices !!!
     
  26. hornet93

    hornet93 Academy Graduate

    I know everybody's joking around about the kit clash, but won't our black socks clash with City's navy blue socks?

    Hopefully if there's an issue we'll see the home kit with yellow or red socks, rather than the green away kit.

    Definitely not green socks with the home kit please.
     
  27. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    I'd hope we'd just switch to yellow socks if that were an issue, especially seeing as that's what we'll be in next season. City could also agree to play in the white socks they played in at our place earlier in the season.
     
  28. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    We inherited a purple 3 inch shag in our bathroom.
     
  29. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    I like vinyl flooring, I have never had a shag in my bathroom.
     
  30. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Vinyl’s wipe clean properties do make it an option.
     
  31. You should try it sometime, in the bath or the shower you would probably enjoy it ;)
     
  32. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    wfcforums has sunk to new lows.
     
  33. Harefield Yellow

    Harefield Yellow Academy Graduate

    There's a guy on ebay who does iron-on kit manufacturer logos for retro shirts, so you should be able to pick up an Umbro one to add the finishing touch to it
     
  34. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Can you get vinyl flooring that has an image to look like your shag?
     
  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Records are there to be broken.

    The great Sergei Bubka broke the pole vault record 35 times.

    Watch the bathroom shag space.
     

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